Scaradouchey
Okay, I listened to the new White House communications director. I will admit that my standards were high, considering Sean Spicer setting the bar and all. But …
I was listening closely and was pretty sure that the guy was lip-syncing Trump using Bluetooth or some damn thing. But I was unable to see if Trump was hiding behind the podium with his hand up this guy’s butt. That means we’re just going to have to go with my gut instinct – yes, yes he was.
I know two things about this guy: he’s a businessman and he loves those guys. Apparently, all those guys.
This will not turn out well.