Latest Passengers on the Crazy Train to 2024
Cruz, De Santis, Pompeo, Pence, and, of course TFG have all taken their seats on the Crazy Train to 2024. Two notable new passengers? Losing candidate for AZ governor, Kari Lake, and party switcher, AZ senator Kyrsten Sinema. Sinema, you ask? I don’t think she’s running for president any time soon, but she earned her seat on the Crazy Train by dumping the Dems the day after Raphael Warnock cemented in a solid majority in the Senate by defeating former football star and closeted werewolf, Hershel Walker.
Why did Sinema switch? That’s pretty easy – she lied to the Democratic party when she ran in 2018 as a Dem, and then stabbed them in the back, serving as a tool for the Republicans on any number of issues, including filibuster reform which killed a new voting rights bill, improving healthcare, and infrastructure. She’s the Judas Goat of the Democratic party, doing the bidding of her donors rather than actually helping her constituents. Her problem, of course, is that her chances of being nominated for re-election are about the same as a Dairy Queen sundae not melting in the Texas August sun. Early polls for the 2024 primary have her trailing badly behind progressive, Ruben Gallego, and her only chance for re-election in 2024 is avoiding a primary by running as an independent, which is a long shot at best.
Kari Lake’s seat on the Crazy Train, though, is a little more subtle. Lake, a former Obama supporter, jumped on TFG’s Big Lie campaign in 2020 to run for AZ governor. She’s been one of the loudest voices about nonexistent voter fraud and earned TFG’s endorsement, which virtually guaranteed her loss. She indeed did lose against AZ SOS Katie Hobbs by almost 20,000 votes, and she’s now suing, challenging the election result. Her chances of winning that law suit are about the same as that same DQ sundae, but that really doesn’t matter. Having lost the AZ race for governor, she’s now running to be TFG’s running mate in 2024. That’s why she’s in the front car of the Crazy Train and why she’ll lie about her election loss from now until the cows come home to maintain TFG’s support. I wouldn’t be the slightest bit surprised if that wasn’t already a done deal. She’ll end up like all the others, though, reputation destroyed and facing a lifetime of disgrace. See: Hershel Walker.
The Crazy Train is picking up steam. With any luck, it will go over the cliff at full steam.