But If He’s Having Sex, Make That A Minute and a Half
Okay, so Donald Trump is taking Daily Intelligence Briefings only once a week, which kinda makes the Daily part subject to whim.
“You know, I’m, like, a smart person,” he said. “I don’t have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years.”
Wait. He thinks the intelligence briefing is something that helps his general intelligence? You know, like explaining Newton’s Laws or the water symbolism in “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner”?
What I think: He doesn’t understand a damn word they are saying.
But, he has a failsafe.
He added that he had instructed the officials who give the briefing: “‘If something should change from this point, immediately call me. I’m available on a one-minute’s notice.’”
That’s how long his attention span is – one minute.
Just so you know.