July 13, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Congress, Dammit!, Sumbitches
You have to ask yourself – what the hell is it about Trey Gowdy and his hair? Is it just me? Or does he have more hair styles than Cher? Not only is this one of the goofiest sumbitches on Capitol Hill (not quite as goofy as Screwy Louie), he takes the cake for multiple goofy haircuts. He goes from early Monkees one day to full on racist Nazi “high-n-tight” the next, to Gordon Gekko the following day. Jesus, pal, pick a lane.
Here are some of my favorites:
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.