Okay, Donald Trump taped an interview with Sirius/XM Radio.

Apparently, some damn fool told Trump he was a lot like Andrew Jackson.  Only in the hair department, I suspect.

Andrew Jackson was the founder of the Democratic Party.  He was a lawyer, a member of Congress and the Senate, served as Justice of the Tennessee Supreme Court, and was pretty much a career politician.

His nickname Old Hickory came while marching his volunteer army from New Orleans to Nashville.  Imagine Trump doing that.  No, don’t.  Trump sweating is painful to look at.

Anyway, before I get all carried away with pride and demonstrate convincingly that I am a high school graduate who took American history, here is Trump’s interview.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: His wife died. They destroyed his wife and she died. He was a swashbuckler, but when his wife died you know he visited her grave everyday? I visited her grave actually because I was in Tennessee.

SALENA ZITO: That’s right, you were in Tennessee.

TRUMP: And it was amazing. The people of Tennessee are amazing people. They love Andrew Jackson. They love Andrew Jackson in Tennessee…

ZITO: He’s a fascinating…

TRUMP: I mean had Andrew Jackson been a little later you wouldn’t have had the Civil War. He was a very tough person, but he had a big heart. He was really angry that he saw what was happening with regard to the Civil War, he said “There’s no reason for this.” People don’t realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why? People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?

Yeah, why didn’t Abraham Lincoln “work it out?”  I mean, a little slavery is alright, is’t it?

Jackson owned 150 slaves. He died 16 years before the civil war so how the damn fool tarnation could he have been angry and said, “There’s no reason for this?”  Are the ghosts talking to Trump in the White House?

Oh good Lord, y’all, he’s crazy. He knows diddle squat about this country and he’s not even curious.

Little known fact: Andrew Jackson also hated CNN.