Okay, so a funny guy in England decided to show us the level of intelligence in our White House.  He pranked emailed just about everyone and they all fell for it including the dude in charge of cyber-security.

The only one who caught onto it was Eric Trump, making him – oh dear God – the smartest guy in the Trump White House.

The exchange between a fake Spicer and a real Mooch is particularly fun to read.

I’ve always thought that Eric was the Fredo of the Trump family but I’m afraid I’ve given him too many IQ points.

Eric thinks all the name-calling in Washington, DeeCee, is way outta hand.  And the problem, according to Eric, is not his Dad but you.

Eric Trump appeared on Sean Hannity’s show Tuesday night and lashed out at those who oppose his father’s administration, saying they’re “not even people.”

“Not even people.”  What is that? About second grade?

Yeah, and then he called Tom Perez “a total whack job.”  I wonder where he heard that?

Hey, Eric, what’s up with your charity?

Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up.

UPDATE: Mika Brzezinski reported this morning that Cheeto Jesus “clarified” his nuclear tweet in an off-air conversation with him.  And it’s not good:

“Let it be an arms race. We will outmatch them at every pass. And outlast them all.”

Just what we need – a nuclear arms race. This guy is not only an idiot.  He’s a dangerous idiot who can’t keep his Twitter or his mouth shut. Thanks, America, for plunging us back into the Fifties.  What’s next?  Teaching our kids to duck and cover like we did during the Cold War?

It just gets worse.  Cheeto Jesus’ handlers are not handling him, and it appears not even trying.  Yesterday, he changed 40 years of nuclear policy, ordered a new fighter jet, and taunted celebrities who he claims are wanting tickets to the, uh, err…urp, inauguration, all 140 characters at a time. He is now complaining that his son, Cheeto Jesus III, can’t sell access to raise money for his “charities” after getting caught planning just that a couple of days ago.  CJ doesn’t even make a show of reducing his conflicts of interest, because he’s not.
Stop.  Please just stop.

Well, the same day the Electoral College handed the victory to Cheeto Jesus, word got out that Cheeto Jesus, Jr. and Eric Cheeto are planning to sell access to Cheeto Sr. the day after the inauguration for a cool $25k to $1 million for the benefit of some vague “conservation organizations”.  The access will include a private grope and grab with the new president and the opportunity to blow away a few wild animals with high-powered weapons.  They’ll also likely sell the opportunity for contributors to swim with Miss Teen USA in the renovated swimming pool that will replace the WH briefing room.

The vulgarity just keeps getting – more vulgar.