Dan Patrick, in an unsurprising response to the power crisis in Texas where at least 80 people have died and millions froze in the dark for days, told Fox Noise this week that those bitching about their high power bills should have “read the fine print” in their power contracts.

Here’s some fine print for you.  FUCK YOU, Dan, and the horse your rode in on.

Compensation Alert!

The two smallest men in Texas …

Captions are welcome.

Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.

Texas Tribune

Dan Patrick, late of hate radio fame and now our illustrious, Lt. Guv., has once again failed in his quest to allow good Texans to have school choice destroy public education.  Late last week, the House, under last surviving normal person in the Texas GOP, Joe Strauss, approved the budget 103-88 without the “school choice” bill.

Lt. Dan demanded a vote.  He got it.  Boom.

Richard Linklater, award winning movie director, has posted an ad standing against Dan Patrick and his Merry Band of Tightasses (sorry Momma).  It is a must see.

Piss Pass it on.