Surely you haven’t forgotten about Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker even though you tried like hell to.

Jim’s back.  He’s preaching.  Of damn course.

And there’s people who listen and give him money. Of damn course.

Now this is a little difficult to follow and even harder to believe.  So here I go.

First off, he says the recent terror attacks and Trump’s trip to Israel were the result of the closing of the Ringling Brothers Circus.  Apparently, that’s all about the elephants.

Now wait, it makes sense somewhere.

Bakker blamed the Ringling Brothers closure on a nonexistent national law banning elephants from the circus—while a few cities have barred circus workers from using bullhooks, there is no national law against performing elephants—which he contrasted with the legalization of abortion.

Bakker says it clear as day.  The circus was closed because of elephants and elephants are the symbol of the Republican Party.  God sent a coded message that Trump (the Republican Party) is going to be shut down.

Now see, I think the message is – the circus is over because you elected the damn clown.

Bakker doesn’t see it that way.

“Revelation is now, people,” Bakker continued. “Here’s what God spoke to me: The circus is over. Life as we know it, unless we turn back to God, it’s not going to be fun anymore.”

Really?  Honey, life as I’ve known it since January is not fun at all.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

You thought Trump’s speech to the CIA was wacky?  You thought Spicer’s press conference was the weirdest damn thing you’ve ever seen?

Oh no.  KellyAnne did women proud by beating both of them this morning.  I have new respect for Chuck Todd for trying to nail Jello to the wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcBblq-QOo4&app=desktop

“Alternative facts?” –

“We’re going to have to re-think our relationship here.” – Is she breaking up with Chuck?

“Don’t be overly dramatic.” – Holy damn cow.  Look who’s talking.  Did you see that press conference.

“You’re laughing at me.” – Honey, Honey, Honey, everybody is laughing at you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB_lYuDIxOc