The Deal of the Century
It looks like months of peddling a bunch of cow patties in the Hunter Biden case has produced the kind of deal we thought it would. Thanks to Charlie Kirk for delivering what we knew was always coming. Jack traded his largesse for a sack of magic beans. Jack, meet Charlie Kirk.
Normally, I would write a ton of words analyzing this to death. Maybe I just love the sound of my own voice. This deal just writes itself. Why should I keep that Mercedes when I can trade it in for a 1974 Ford Pinto? Everyone have a great weekend and feel free to insert your own answer to this proposal. I know what mine would be.