Oh Jason Chaffetz, you rascally devil, we appreciate your determination to take over Louie Gohmert’s place as the House of Republican Nuts Food Truck driver.

This morning Chaffetz he defended the rising cost of health insurance under the Republican plan —

“You know what, Americans have choices, and they’ve got to make a choice.  And so maybe, rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love and want to go spend hundreds of dollars on, maybe they should invest in their own health care.”

I have heard that the average cost of a heath care plan in America is about $250 a month, but that’s only if you’re healthy.  Buying an iPhone 7 through a wireless carrier and paying for it in installments is about $30 per month.

Or, or, or – you could buy one outright and pay for the first month of health insurance.  Then the next month, you could give up your car.  And then in Marh you could not eat for two weeks out of the month. May brings foregoing the electricity bill and one week a month of not eating.

Chaffetz, you are so delicious.