Well, we came into town for dinner tonight and I checked the news.

Damn, while I was gone, Donald Trump insulted women, Jews, Muslims, Christians, Mexicans, Syrians, blacks, liberals, the military, latinos, journalists, the Chinese, Japanese, “hundreds of people” seeing crap that makes crap true, and just for good measure, the disabled. He demanded that the disabled apologize to him.  You know, for them being overly sensitive to bullies making fun of them.  They need to get over that.

I think he wanted to offend you personally but he forgot your middle name and/or your address.

I hear that Carly Fiorina has a whole bunch of money.  That’s sweet because she needs to be sued for inciting crazy people.

Last I heard, she says that the liberals caused the terrorist act at the Denver abortion clinic and then added that obviously Black Lives Matter had something to do with it because they need to be peaceful.

She also claimed that “The vast majority of Americans agree what Planned Parenthood is doing is wrong.”  That pretty much explains why numbers slip through her fingers.  19% of American believe that abortion should be illegal under any circumstance.

So, here’s the deal: I’m going back off grid for 48 more hours.  Please fix this crap.