Crooks can stop robbing banks because there’s now a simpler way to take money that ain’t yours.

They are called political Super Pacs.

Allow me to introduce you to the newest entry into the get-rich-thanks-to-Antonin-Salia club.

His name is Michael Galloway and he owns Your Catholic Voice Foundation, a nonprofit supposedly feeding children and stopping abortions.  But mainly, it’s keeping Michael Galloway living high on the hog.

Galloway was indicted for tax evasion in June of last year.

For the four charged years, Galloway reported an income of $13,241 (2003); $28,846 (2004); -$60,438 (2005); and -$37,438 (2006), yet paid personal bills during those years of $167,318 (2003); $170,004 (2004); $135,941 (2005); and $178,458 (2006). Cumulatively, the indictment alleges that he underreported his and his spouse’s taxable income during those years by $1,006,167, resulting in an additional tax due and owing of $234,473.

And that ain’t all …

Yeah, the whole Catholic thing didn’t work out for him, so he opened a Super Pac last week called – get ready for it – We Are America.

Ain’t this country great!

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.