April 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
well, that says it damn all, doesn’t it!
1I think they left out the vice of drunkeness (unless my lack of caffeine has struck again). Switching out the sacramental wine with whiskey will get them to church…just sayin’
2Covers the entirety of the Southern Baptist Church.
3How many Commandments does that leave? One? Or two? The new condensed edition of the PTV* Bible could be a pamphlet.
* President Trump Version
4I go to Fox news’s website every day (for my sins). There was a story today about the danger of the Hayward fault line and the devastation a quake there would cause. The Foxtards were jubilant about the prospect of millions of “liberals” being killed. They truly are disgusting, pathetic wastes of oxygen.
5For some denominations: Only. Too. True.
The only word to describe it is … apostasy.
6The Veil has been ripped away….and it ain’t pretty or Christian.
7The faux Christians who are the subject of that strip do not read Doonesbury
8How many Commandments does that leave? One?
None of the original 10 remain standing.
They’ve been replaced with
9“You shall have no God but Mammon”,
which is engraved on the plinth of a statue of two golden bulls,
erected in their holy of holies
Wall Street
Ichabod…”the glory has departed”.
10My mom was a Catholic and my dad was a Jew. From a very early age well over a half century ago I never saw the need or had the desire for “worship” as it was presented to me. A lot of meaningless rituals and sermons to waste most of a Sunday which was precious time away from school.
Even at the age of 6-7 I realized I didn’t need someone in robes to tell me what right and wrong was and if I wanted to know the story of Jesus (and I actually had some interest) I could read about it on my own.
Fast forward to today and I am still no more inclined and I either don’t understand or I understand too well why all those people go to church. If they want to fine but I don’t really need to have anything to do with it.
Some of the hymns are nice, though. Too few.
11Those people have never read more than five or six verses in their “holy book” anyway. They just scrolled to the bottom and clicked on “Accept.” People were literally burned at the stake for the right to print the book in English so they could read it and find out what it says for themselves, instead of having a priest tell them, but they can’t be bothered.
By no coincidence, I’m sitting here wearing a shirt that says, if I can read it upside down, “I’m the rational outspoken pro-choice pro-equality freethinking science-loving ATHEIST your parents warned you about.”
12“And abortion when the fetus is politically inconvenient.”
13New post on Politico – “Church of the Donald”:
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/04/22/trump-christian-evangelical-conservatives-television-tbn-cbn-218008
14Now that’s a Doonesbury that’s going to be around for a long, long time. It’s a perfect slice & dice of the fundamentalists’ hypocrisy in backing a godless creep like trump.
15Two Corinthians… walk into a bar…
16… and once their eyes adjusted to the dim light, who should the Two Corinthians spot in a corner booth but Jesus, Moses, and the Buddha…
17I would laugh if that truth didn’t make tears flow.
18Hey, do you know why Southern Baptists are opposed to premarital sex?
Because it sometimes leads to dancing.
19Bingo.
20The bar is now so low it had to be placed in a trench.
21I have been a crusader against “blind faith” for ever so long, starting with stating that the “religious right” is neither religious nor right. We started sliding down hill the exact moment when Saint Ronnie invited Jerry Falwell to the table.
22The Suthren Baptists got hard against drunkenness during the temperance movement, and haven’t changed much on that. They still don’t acknowledge each other if they meet in the liquor store.
23The first two scenes of the ‘toon do not ring true. No evangelical preacher would even question what comes next. They’re leading the charge for Dump.
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