Sumbitches
I want to tell you about the residents of Farmersville, Texas, 3,000 of the meanest and most vicious sons of motherless goats on God’s green earth.
When Sweet Jesus comes back, he’s gonna personally send these jerks to the bowels of hell, a place they won’t find much different than Farmersville, Texas. Farmersville is dangerous close to Dallas.
Muslims want to use some undeveloped land in Farmerville for a Muslim cemetery. The people of Farmersville used to say that the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim, but it appears they have changed their minds about that. They don’t like the dead ones either.
This genius tell us why —
When somebody dies they bury them at that time. They don’t know whether they were shot, diseased or anything else. All they do is wrap them in a sheet from the grave and bury them,” Troy Gosnell told the local CBS station.
That, of course, is not true. Muslims bury their dead in caskets or vaults just like everybody else. But true ain’t a hot property in Farmersville.
Patricia Munroe voiced fears that local drinking water could be polluted.
“We used to grow onions here. We sure enough don’t want to be growing bodies,” said another resident, Mont Hendrick.
Thank you for that science lesson, Cletus.
Now since these Muslims are United States citizens and cannot be denied the right to a cemetery as long as they follow the laws of the damn State of Texas, the goofballs in Farmersville have a simple solution.
Perhaps the most over-the-top and, alas, widely disseminated remark was made by an old coot who was mercifully unidentified by the reporters to whom he spoke.
“Take and dump pigs’ blood and [plant] pigs’ heads on a post,” he said sagely, “and they won’t buy the land.”
Somebody please revoke his operators license for a brain.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
That old coot must have been working all his life to develop that level of stupid and mean.
1“All they do is wrap them in a sheet from the grave and bury them”
Yes, if there’s any wrapping in sheets done in Farmsville, Texas it better be done right. By white folks. With hoods.
2How about we just put HIS head on a post?
They shouldn’t put the cemetery in the town though. You know they’d need 24/7 security guards to keep it from being desecrated.
3Want to bet that these are the same folks who scream about “religious liberty” when a store clerk says “Happy Holidays” or two men want to get married? Hypocrites, all.
4That old coot’s comments are just sickening! His allusion is even more scary. Shame on you, Farmersville!
5Burying people without all the trappings is catching on in certain places.
6http://www.demilked.com/sacred-memory-forest-biodegradable-burial-pod-capsula-mundi/
http://www.greenburials.org/
Personally I’m going to be cremated, but it seems to me that using land that is becoming more and more scarce to put useless bodies (from the standpoint that they no longer contribute to society) in that land is a poor ecological choice.
Farmersville people are mean and stupid!
Such unreasoning hatred is a blight on the American landscape and, sadly, not confined to Texas. When these “good” folks go to hell, I suspect that the territory will look mighty familiar. Meanwhile, when several African American churches were burned in the south after the Mother Emmanuel tragedy, it was a Muslim charity that raised funds to help them rebuild. What can I say?
7Muslims, just like Jews(!), bury their dead within 24 hours after death. They don’t embalm the corpses, either. If you’re worried about polluting your drinking water, then you have a lot more to worry about with all those embalmed, made-up Christian corpses in their fancy caskets.
The STOOPID! It BURNS!
8Easy to see why the population of Farmersville, Texas is limited to 300 people.
People who have any sense…. have stayed way……. away.
9Miemaw – oops, my mistake. 3,000 people, not 300. I corrected it in the story.
10Juanita Jean –
So it’s 10 times worse than we thought.
11Crap.
I have yet to find in the Bible where Jesus told his “followers” to be nasty SOB’s.
12What in the world were Muslims living near that town anyway? I wouldn’t want to even visit.
13Why does the name Gosnell set off alarm bells in my head?
14Been to F’ville a lot, as I have maternal fambly living there. Not just because of that I have a different take on this. BTW I don’t oppose a Muslim cemetery any more than I oppose cemeteries in general. BUT if you are a Muslim living in the reality of Texas in 2015 you have to be crazy to do anything that might possibly somehow draw attention to your community. This is not the time to be wearing that I am Muslim t-shirt. Or building Muslim cemeteries in Redneckia, Redneckistan.
15Just picked up something about maybe this town and the mayor and council forbidding anyone to sell or rent property to immigrants, or there some other town with the same name?
16@Maggie
17That happened in Farmers Branch a couple years back. That hate was aimed at Hispanics, for the most part.
UN.BE.LIEVABLE. I’ve been following this for some time in the Dallas paper. The level of bigotry and hatred is startling. Sadly, the veneer of civility in humans is oh, so thin. So much good could be accomplished if people didn’t waste so much time and energy hating their fellow man.
18Guess that ‘Do unto others…” stuff didn’t make it into the Bible according to the good KKKristians of Farmersville, Texas. Pity.
19Oh, maryelle….KKKristians, thank you, may I use it???
20There are always people on your side that you wish were on the other side. And there are Americans that I wish were citizens of some other country, because they make all of us look ugly.
You could throw these buggers in the river and skim ugly for weeks. And all the fish would die.
21Sounds as though Farmersvillians are more diseased than any Muslim outside of ISIS.
22“You could throw these buggers in the river and skim ugly for weeks. And all the fish would die.”
Hahahahahahahaha! Is the beauty shop extra clever today? Or have I had enough red beer by now?
23@Rhea, you got today! I have to remember that.
24Some of them should be told about that formaldeyde leaking from those cheap caskets, it is a poison, but then again maybe it already leaked into the water supply and ate the brains of the town.
25Such profundity.
26““We used to grow onions here. We sure enough don’t want to be growing bodies.”
Wasn’t that a Night Gallery episode?
27Micr and Maggie – Not rent or sell to immigrants? Let them pass and enforce that law, don’t remind these cretins that they are stepping mighty close to the Bibilcal story about Sodom and Gomorrah. A pillar of salt would make a dandy tourist attraction.
28AliceBeth, use away, but I think Polite Kool Marxist came up with KKKristians awhile ago.
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