Suddenly, Hell seems less attractive.
A lot of my friends are going to be there. A lot of great bands are going to be there. A lot of pushy religionists will not be there. But I’ve decided to give up my front seat on my Ride to Hell to this guy.
George Zimmerman is auctioning off the gun he used to murder Trayvon Martin.
It has recently been returned to me by the Department of Justice. The pistol currently has the case number written on it in silver permanent marker. Many have expressed interest in owning and displaying the firearm including The Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C. This is a piece of American History […] The firearm is fully functional as the attempts by the Department of Justice on behalf of B. Hussein Obama to render the firearm inoperable were thwarted by my phenomenal Defense Attorney.
Apparently, no amount of toilet paper is going to be able to wipe the George Zimmerman stain from the collective backside of our national consciousness. In a year when absolutely every bad thing could be trotted out with impunity as snacilbupeR “policy,” in a year when Sarah Palin suddenly fancies herself a power broker at the head of a hostile takeover of the GOP, in a year when genitalia dominate the news, either as a measure of reactionary bigotry or as a measure of presidential gravitas…
This guy still can embody all of that in one big “look-at-me-I-lynched-a-[n-word]” moment of ultimate loathsomeness. If there is a Hell, he is most certainly on his way there, and if that happened in 10 minutes from now, it couldn’t be soon enough.
But now he’s ruined Eternal Perdition for me, and I’m going to have to start leading a goodly, godly existence in this life in order to avoid rubbing elbows with this human skid mark in the next.
Damn you, George Zimmerman.
Gonna spend some money to defeat prosecutor who indicted him and give money to fight Black Lives Matters people who are committing violence against police.
Just remember, George, had you followed police dispatch instructions you would have had no need to commit pre-meditated murder on an unarmed Black kid. Why pre-meditated? Because you yourself told dispatch he resembled other youths with hoodies who had gotten away and this one wan’t going to get away. You certainly made sure he didn’t get away,didn’t you? Hope you are proud of your marksmanship. Karma’s a bitch,buddy. So is Kismet. Rot in HELL!!
1Jorge Zimmer man is an attention whore. He did what he did and got arrested etc etc. A normal guy would QUIETLY move on. Jorge should quietly move on. But of course he won’t. He has a need for the spotlight. Never mind that he is inarticulate and ill-suited otherwise for such. If only someone could give him a 32 ounce serving of STFU so the rest of us can go about the business of forgetting he exists.
2Karma is perplexed and taking somewhat longer to determine what should be done with the waste of skin aka Zimmerman.
3Can’t afford to forget, Micr. Pre-meditated Murderman is a poster boy for everything that reeks of the NRA and the 2nd Amendment cult in America.
Nugent has reared his ugly,child molesting head again and has some unkind words for a certain female Potus candidate. He intimates at stuff that would set wingnuts in a wild rage if a lib said them about Drumpf.
4Shame.
5@PKM
I have expected since day 2 or 3 of the Zimmerman age that some opportunist would jump start Karma’s delay with a large caliber round into Zimmerman’s reptilian brain. Not that I wish such on him just that such is too often the way of the world. Oh and yes he is on my “needs killing” list nut not that high.
@EPO
Agreed. If NRA didn’t swing so much influence guys like Zimmerman would stay hidden away under a moist rock and die of old age and indifference. His shot at notoriety failed but he just won’t go away. How can we miss him if he won’t go away??
6Some people think Hades has different circles/rings for different things (Dante Alighieri’s “Inferno”, et al.).
So if there is such a place, we can still get on the down escalator and avoid ol’ GZ and his PR guy.
They and most Rethugs have reservations for the higher numbered circles anyway.
I have it on good…errr…definitive, yeah, definitive authority that most downbound Dems wind up in circles 1 to 3 anyway.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_%28Dante%29
7Primo,
8Shouldn’t “A lot of pushy religionists will not be there.”, actually be ‘A lot of pushy religionists will be there.’ ?
Most “pushy religionists” I can think of, if there is a just and fair FSM, will be on the down escalator (Hagee, Robertson, etc.).
@Sandridge
I still chuckle at the concept of Hell as a geographic location.
9More likely, with apologies to Dante and all fundamentalist evangelicals, Hell is the weight of remorse, guilt and criticism one experiences when one messes up however badly. The State punishes the criminal stuff and the society in which you hold membership punishes the things you do that the State does’t ordinarily punish.
Never underestimate karma. The worst possible punishment for George Zimmerman is that he is George Zimmerman.
10Marge Wood wins the Internet today with one word!
Sandridge, one of the attractions of Hell was that I wouldn’t have to spend eternity in the Christian Heaven. It’s like the whitebread country club where, no matter how much I’d love to golf for eternity, I couldn’t stand the membership nor afford the greens fees.
Hell, on the other hand, is like the biker bar where I also don’t quite fit in, but at least the pool table’s level and not too close to the john. And there are no membership requirements: if you’re not good enough for the other, then you’re good enough for us.
11People like this scumbag make we wish there were a Hell.
12Disgusting and so very very sad …
13The day america is proud of murdering a black man for being black. Thanks wingnut scum.
A Trumpite, no doubt whatsoever. Zimmerman is the scum you’re supposed to skim off when you’re making soup. Quick, somebody, get a slotted spoon.
14Gonna be interesting to see if this “sale” actually takes place and if someone does buy it, will the identity ever be revealed. It is is bought ten to one its a Bundy-ish Trumpite and count on him to wring as much publicity out of it as possible.
And furthermore, Jesus wept.
15He was just acting in base old time USA goodness of keeping them in their place. So he will be going to heaven were all such people claim they are going!
16The gun has been removed from the auction site without explanation.
The post bragged about the gun’s popularity, describing it as a “piece of American history.”
But while the auction site said many museums, including the Smithsonian Institution, have “expressed interest in owning and displaying the firearm,” the Washington-based Smithsonian released a statement saying, “We have never expressed interest in collecting George Zimmerman’s firearm, and have no plans to ever collect or display it in any museums.”
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/12/us/george-zimmerman-gun-auction/index.html
17You are right Primo. The thought of having to spend eternity with the likes of this slimeball is a whole lot more effective Come to Jesus incentive than anything else people have threatened me with.
18Micr and Primo,
19That old tv show “The Twilight Zone” had at least a couple of episodes dealing with the possible nature of Hell, very interesting ones.
IMO, if Rod Serling hadn’t been a damned fool smoker he could have produced much more good stuff (he died pretty young of smoking-related causes), too effen bad.
George Zimmerman extended his 15 minutes of infamy – – now he can paint a few pictures of the gun and a flag, or the gun and an eagle, and auction those off to support himself for a few more months.
Self employment is his only means of support at his point. Even the NRA wouldn’t give him a job any more.
20If Hell is less attractive, it’s probably because it just froze over. The auction ended shortly after it began when a good guy with a gun (the auction site) stopped a bad guy with a gun (Zimmerman) by canceling the sale.
Finally.
21Actually I know something worse than him selling the gun!
22Some individual actually wanting to buy it as a souvenir!!!
NRA will have a commercial out shortly accusing Obama of shutting down free enterprise by personally nixing the auction.
Nugent will reiterate that he will either be dead or in Canada if Obama wins a third term and then accidently blows his own head off trying to pat himself on the back when he finds out Obama can’t run. Nugent already lost his cojones playing with a live grenade. He needed to count to 10 before he threw it and got to five, then stuck grenade between his legs so he could use his other hand to make 10. His headless, nutless torso is still making threats about lib pols.
23http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3586152/George-Zimmerman-AUCTIONS-gun-used-kill-Trayvon-Martin-Acquitted-killer-describes-pistol-American-firearm-icon-used-end-brutal-attack-starts-bids-5-000.html
This guy is begging to be severely chastised by anyone with a conscience.
24My wife and I saw a play at the Alley Theatre called “The Cheistians” where a preacher supposes that there is no Hell and that everyone goes to heaven. Of course, there is an inevitable backlash from the more conservative members of the congregation. However, the thought process was interesting. All of the worst people in history are in heaven. The hope is that one day he will realize the full weight of all he has done. I suspect that would be hell enough. I think we each have moments in our lives where we come to know the horrible things we have done and how it affected others. I’m not smart enough or pious enough to know who goes where and where each option is after we die.
25One of Hair Drumpf’s top slime balls was certainly at the head of the line wanting to continue Drumpf’s campaign of racism by buying a racist murder weapon. I hate that murdering scum.
26A number of you seem optimistic that this fleabag will one day feel remorse and endure his own “hell on earth.” Me? Not so much; he’s too dim and too warped to get it.
27Actually a lot of pushy religionists will be in Hell, but it will be their own segregated Hell.
Though if Satan has a sense of humor he will assign the pushy religionists to cleaning Hell’s all-gender bathrooms.
28You have to give him credit Z has done the impossible. Through all the run ins with the law the NRA kept him on their hero’s page, the good guys with a gun, now they have very quietly “disappeared” him. Yeah even Nugent’s buddies think he is too sleazy to hang with.
29After Zimmie was booted from the first auction site, he moved. He’s been offered $millions. Bet the scumbag salivated, until the names registered with him. Racist McShootFace, Weedlord Bonerhitler, and Stonewall McCracker led all bidding as Zimmie had the pants trolled off him. He should drown his sorrows in a weekend of hunting with Dick Cheney.
30Let’s say he does get millions. Perfect settlement opportunity for the Martins.
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