Almost as much fun as watching the Republican candidates for President of the United States of Goldarn America  make fools of themselves on national teevee, is watching their  batcrap crazy supporters.

Take Dr. George Grant, he is the minister of Parish Presbyterian Church in Franklin, Tennessee.  But, he was born and raised in Houston, where, I suspect, he drank too much polluted water from Buffalo Bayou and hurt his brain.  I do not know that for a fact, but it makes good explaining.  He has five blogs.  Count ‘um, five.

Dr. Grant is a hardcore supporter of Michele Bachmann.  Hardcore.  XXXX Supporter.  Totally Obscene is his devotion to her.  He thinks she’s a “statesman.”

So, Michele took his endorsement off her website following this little ditty from Dr. Grant about his particular brand of Christianity.

“Christians have an obligation, a mandate, a commission, a holy responsibility to reclaim the land for Jesus Christ-to have dominion in the civil structures, just as in every other aspect of life and godliness.

But it is dominion that we are after. Not just a voice.

It is dominion we are after. Not just influence.

It is dominion we are after. Not just equal time.

It is dominion we are after.

World conquest. That’s what Christ has commissioned us to accomplish. We must win the world with the power of the Gospel. And we must never settle for anything less.

Holy crap.  If you were to put this guy in a room with Dick Cheney and leave them in it for a week, it would bore a hole down the center of the earth and wake up the devil himself with levels of creepiness never known before.  In fact, I think you have to file an environmental impact study to be that creepy.

Dr. Grant needs to call the police and tell them that somebody stole about half of his Bible.

Thanks to Kellybee for the heads-up.