Y’all, I’m kinda stunned and I’m not the stunned type.

Honey, we Democrats are tame compared to Republicans who dislike Rick Perry.

Rick Perry and strip clubs?  Really?

The rumors about Perry’s hoochy-koochy have been around Austin for years and years.  It’s said he will do the wild thing with anything.  Insiders joke that he killed the coyote to keep it from talking.  But, it’s a joke.  Nobody thinks he was noodlin’ with a coyote.  Well, almost nobody.  Okay, at least most people.

I will say this:  I checked this guy out.  He’s 47 years old, lives in Austin, and has a straight GOP voting record.  So, at least that part is true.  I ain’t testifying to the veracity of the rest of the stuff, but I am saying that we Democrats can stand down because Republicans are determined to bring Perry to his knees.

Thanks to MaryK for the heads-up.