Stop the Steal!
Keep your eye out on eBay for Trump’s defense team. They may have some stuff for sale. It seems that Mr. van der Veen has himself some sticky fingers.
Trump's impeachment lawyer steals coasters from the Senate chamber pic.twitter.com/JAbXjKBxBf
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) February 15, 2021
Well, since everybody knows he’s not getting paid, I guess he has to make off with anything not nailed down.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.
At least he’s not making off with the lectern.
1Good luck getting a job. Goes for all lowyers (grifters, shysters) that have “worked” for Trumpf since the election (and before). Lin wood is begging for money from the cult. Seems like disbarment is the least of his worries. Maybe they can become landscaping professionals at the Four Season.
2For a second there, I thought I was reading a post from The Onion.
3Ken beat me to it.
4I was gonna go with:
He woulda gotten a better haul on January 6th, but his bone spurs were actin up on ‘im.
Mall cops. The Senate needs to get some Capitol Mall Cops indoors if that’s what it takes to deter shoplifters in the chamber.
Along with some ‘C-SPAN/24 Hour Video Surveillance’ signs on the cameras.
5Lol stop the steal! Gotta make a buck somehow since no one’s gonna hire him after his stunning courtroom ranting and he can get top dollar on Ebay for those suckers. Heck they’re right up there with the Jesus pic on a grilled cheese sandwich!
6Steve from Beaverton @2, Hell, Texass’s AG Ken Paxton has already sent them all job applications.
7He’s got some recent openings since 7-8 of his closest attorneys turned him in for some very crooked shenanigans and he axed ’em.
Ken @1: that reply made my day! Now I can go shovel snow with a smile on my face.
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