Stoopid Sumbitch

October 19, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is a stoopid sumbitch.

He’s whining about “rampant” voter fraud and election rigging in Texas.

abbott_greg_jpg_800x1000_q100Open your damn eyes, Abbott.  Texas Republicans own all statewide offices, the Governor’s mansion, all the Courts of Appeal, the State House and the State Senate.  So, paint this on the barn in waterproof paint: If there’s fraud going on, you’re the one doing it.

Holy cow.  Come on, man.  How ignorant can you be?

The only election fraud going on in Texas is the wild butt gerrymandering, and, dammit, you built that.

You know, Texas Republicans did not say one word about rigged elections until it began to look like Texas is flipping.

 

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  1. RepubAnon says:

    As many have noted, Republicans define voter fraud as somebody daring to vote for a different party, or a bill the Republicans don’t like.

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  2. It’s a unique argument by a Republican – – Republicans win elections in Texas because of rampant voter fraud.

    Unless Abbott mumbled during the interview, and requested Texans vote fer frauds?

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  3. Look at this Voter fraud.>>>>( )<<<<Don't you see it? We need to pass a law.

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  4. The GOP prefers the imaginary (voting fraud) over the reality (climate change).

    It’s Trump’s warped view– the only way he can lose is if the other side cheats, and his loss has nothing to do with his being a rampant glassbowl.

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  5. When someone makes Idiot Son and Gov. Oops look smart, we have a problem.

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  6. Except in Texas, most Repugs are now claiming there is no voter fraud. Where was that claim when they were passing all the Voter ID laws to suppress Democrats? (who of course had to be cheating, if Barack Obama could win the Presidency twice.)
    But now it’s non-existant, except for Repugs who vote multiple absentee ballots or gerrymander their majority.

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  7. TrulyTexan says:

    I tell you what I think of Abbott and his two predecessors, but I’m afraid mamas ears would fall right off.
    There is nothing more corrupt than a republican, unless it’s two republicans.

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  8. JAKvirginia says:

    Gov. Abbott? I understand what put your body in a wheelchair. What put your brain in one?

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  9. Jade Helm was just a big cover for setting up statewide voter fraud.

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  10. You mean voter fraud like how wildly-liberal Austin, Texas, has Repubs filling 5 out of 6 representative positions?

    http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kwgaxa/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-democalypse-2014—south-by-south-mess–austin-s-real-weirdness

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  11. He’s “scairt”! Oh,wow! Do I like that! Couldn’t happen to a better jerk!

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