Okay, so remember how Roger Stone told the judge that he was “having trouble putting the food on the table and making rent,” so that pretty much entitles him to make threats and yack off his mouth?

That whine was, of course, after he told pre-trial services that his consulting income was $47,000 a month.  Yeah, I dunno if I could survive on that either.

You know, I think the judge should have told him that she knew of a place where she could get him into that’s free rent and board.  Voila! Problem solved!

His 3,850 square foot rent house in Florida has a Zillow’s rent estimate of $11,116 a month. He also rents an Upper East Side apartment in New York City.

Ya wanna know why Roger Stone doesn’t own any houses?

Here’s why:

The Coral Way address [his Florida home] is the latest in a string of high-end, waterfront home rentals for the Stones in Broward and Miami-Dade. A good reason for that is likely the $1.48 million in outstanding federal tax liens against the couple on any property they might own.

Yeah, a million and half dollars. The guy owes the United States $1.5 million.

It seems to me that Stone going to jail would solve everybody’s problems.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.