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April 12, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
If fetuses had guns I think there would be a greatly increased risk of miscarriage.
Perhaps if pregnant women had guns they could keep politicians with ultrasound wands away from ladies’ private parts.
1By gawd you grow em good down there!
2Does the mom need a concealed-carry permit?? (I apologize….I stole that)
3Hell, yeah. Let’s arm all the embryos. Maybe they need to come up with an intra-uterine device that’s actually a tiny AK-47 so it’ll be right there for the wee little zygote to latch onto.
4Between my husband, my GYN, ultrasound wands, and now guns, it’s gettin’ kinda crowded in my VaJayJay. Do I need to rent some extra storage space so all Texas Congressvarmints can fit?
There’s no more room at the Inn, Steve.
Good Grief.
5I stayed away, in the Navy, for over 31 years and returned to my home state a stranger in a strange land.
6Some weird mutant that is born in late 20th century that mentally regresses to wayback has taken over our state.
I’m staying, though.
It’s sort uv like living in a science project.
Here’s what’s likely driving this – someone offering the types of abortion services that were common when it was illegal. It’s an ugly story that should not happen if the “pro-life” folks hadn’t driven so many competent doctors out of the business:
Why Dr. Kermit Gosnell’s Trial Should Be a Front-Page Story
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/04/why-dr-kermit-gosnells-trial-should-be-a-front-page-story/274944/
The grand jury report in the case of Dr. Kermit Gosnell, 72, is among the most horrifying I’ve read. “This case is about a doctor who killed babies and endangered women. What we mean is that he regularly and illegally delivered live, viable babies in the third trimester of pregnancy – and then murdered these newborns by severing their spinal cords with scissors,” it states. “The medical practice by which he carried out this business was a filthy fraud in which he overdosed his patients with dangerous drugs, spread venereal disease among them with infected instruments, perforated their wombs and bowels – and, on at least two occasions, caused their deaths.”
7It’s been downhill for Stockman since the days when he was sleeping on park benches.
8Repubanon: We liberals who support Planned Parenthood need to jump on this story.
9This sounds just like the stories that I heard every year, from the 7th grade thru the first year of college, 1957-1962 and until the early 70’s before Roe.
We lost too many beautiful young girls to just such trash.
Here’s another campaign bumper sticker for Rep. Stockman:
10If Congressmen needed brains
Steve Stockman wouldn’t be in Congress
Conservatives never did get over the notion that a woman’s value was her ability to breed and serve, that a wife was just another possession to be dealt with on the husband’s whim. To men like Stockman, women are invisible and just not part of the equation. That’s why the Republican party is doomed.
11Okay, I’m trying to picture this. The cervix is dilated at the start of the procedure and– what, the fetus starts firing out the opening? If you know diddly about anatomy, you know that that has real good odds of hitting the woman and not anybody else. Not going to do the fetus inside a lot of good.
But then nobody said that GOP slogans or positions were well thought out.
(When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.)
12Just saw a tweet from @nycsouthpaw saying “If American jobs had guns, they wouldn’t be exported”.
13East Texas: where idiocy is a form of intellect.
14Yet another wacko from “Uncle Daddy” territory!
15I still like the old stand by
If men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
16He saw all the attention Barry Smitherman and Joe Barton got this week, realized it was Friday, and couldn’t allow himself to be out-Gohmerted.
17An assault weapon with oversized magazine would ensure a lot of one child families. Talk about a painful delivery…..
18According to Stockman, it won’t be gay until it’s talked into being gay by a Yankee librul.
19Oh my. I have no words.
20The congressman has no babies–no children. Hmmm….
21It appears we have a three-way contest between Cruz, Gohmert and Stockman about who can out-crazy the others.
22The winner gets to hang out with former congressman Allen West, former congressman Joe Walsh, and former governor Sarah Palin.
Yes, what Rick and everybody else said. Sheesh, Stocky is stinky~the Gosnell story has been out for over 2 years – Faux Noise just found out and they are pretending it just happened – it is the state of PENNSYLVANIA who FAILED~
23Most babies aren’t aborted unless something went wrong, fetuses are aborted. Neither a baby nor a fetus have the ability to handle a gun but both have more brains than Steve Stockman.
24Can anyone say background checks?
25Reminds me of this one:
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/0/5/women-reproductive-rights-rifles.jpg
~PolishSpring
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