Well now that the GOP has imploded, it’s fun to watch the confetti fly all over the room.  The Kevin McCarthy Piñata Party left bits of candy everywhere and congresskids are scampering all over each other just waiting for an adult to move them on to another sideshow attraction.

I think Louie Gohmert will see this as his big opening.  Obviously he knows something that we don’t because he just filed campaign finance reports showing that he’s already accepting donations for the 2041 election.  He has plans, my friends.

The hardest part for them is finding a family values Republican who isn’t screwing around. Remember when Newt resigned because … well, because he’s a screwing around professional … and they got Bob Livingston but he had a learner permit to be a screwer arounder.  They ended up with Denny Hastert who turned out to be a pervert.

Republicans are still paying for what they did to Bill Clinton and I admit that I find great pleasure in that.

Texas has offered up Jeb Hensarling but Jeb says he wants to spend more time with his family. That’s funny because Jeb lives in a bank vault.  Several, in fact. The banking industry locks him up at night so he can’t see what they are doing.

Republicans are having a food fight and nobody wants to clean up the mess they have created.  They broke it; they bought it.

Aint this just more fun than recess in heaven?