Thelma once said that Junior Janochek, Jr. was living proof that God created one gender too many.

I’m beginning to think that’s true of Republican men, anxious as they are to control my body, mind, and in the case of Mitt Romney, soul.

The wise folks on the Wilmington City Council just made Delaware one of my favorite foreign states.  They passed a resolution by a vote of 8 to 4 that says —

[E]ach ‘egg person’ and each ‘sperm person’ should be deemed equal in the eyes of the government and be subject to the same laws and regulations as any other dependent minor and be protected against abuse, neglect or abandonment by the parent or guardian,” says the resolution. “[L]aws should be enacted by all legislative bodies in the United States to promote equal representation, and should potentially include laws in defense of ‘personhood,’ forbidding every man from destroying his semen.

Looks like the gander just took on the wrong goose, huh?

I would personally like to thank councilwoman Loretta Walsh for her efforts and offer her a free lifetime of free haircuts at the beauty salon.  Drop on in, Loretta, we have much to talk about.

Thanks to Carl and Sandy for the heads-up.