Speaking as a Professional Hairdresser …
Donald Trump expressed outrage, outrage I tell you, that he could not properly was his hair in South Carolina.
Asked about the Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA) “Waters of the United States” rule at a campaign event in Aiken, S.C., on Saturday, Trump said it significantly impairs his ability to rinse, lather and repeat.
“I’ll give you one regulation,” Trump said. “So I build, and I build a lot of stuff. And I go into areas where they have tremendous water. … And you have sinks where the water doesn’t come out.
“You have showers where I can’t wash my hair properly,” he added. “It’s a disaster.
“It’s true. They have restrictors put in. The problem is you stay under the shower for five times as long.”
Uh, I think maybe your complaint should be with The Hilton, not South Carolina.
By the way, while I was looking into this, I discovered that the motto of South Carolina is “Dum spiro spero,” which loosely translated means, “Remember that vice president, Spiro Agnew? He was dum.” Look, any state where the first word of their motto is Dum is just asking for trouble.
Look, his whole complaint just stunned me. Seriously. Trump washes his hair?
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
Wash? We all want to know what he feeds it?
1That’s hair and those are parts in his hair??! Really? Looks more like inexpensive carpet that has been shampooed too many times at a discount and grooves where the stitching failed.
2I’m not sure why he doesn’t just ask the concierge to dry clean it for him.
3You’d think he’d have people to do that for him.
4Like the Thai secretary once told a friend of mine eating chicken and broccoli Chinese takeout in the office one day…
“That not chicken! That cat! Taste like chicken!”
Well… When it comes to Trump’s hair…
5“That not hair! That Flannel Moth! Look like funny hair!”
http://i.imgur.com/5TEts.jpg
“So I build, and I build a lot of stuff.”
The only thing Trump builds right now is larger piles of bullcrap. “His” Dubai project (est. $6B USD) is financed completely by other interests (mostly Arab) and his participation is as a paid front-man. His recent diatribe about blocking ALL Muslims from entering the U.S. didn’t sit well with his financiers, most of whom would be blocked from entering! Oops!!
The man has one fatal flaw: his mouth. It’s gonna get him in some REALLY BIG trouble one day soon. I can’t wait.
6Euuww. I just got a quick flash of t-Rump’s naked, bald, pasty, flabby body in the shower. Now I have sudden onset nausea and have to run to the bathro . . . . . . ! ! ! ! !
7Considering the pile of crap it sits on, his hair should be washed constantly.
8I thought he just had it steam cleaned by the hot air coming out of his mouth
9Anyone who can’t wash that much hair in a flow-monitored shower is an incompetent hair-washer. Granted, I wash my hair in the kitchen sink rather than the shower (it’s waist-length, OK? It takes that much to make more than a little knob on the top of my head because it’s been my life’s ambition to look like Olive Oyl and now I’m too fat, but that’s another issue.) But when traveling, I wash it in the shower, inconvenient as that is when you have long hair and only one (if lucky, two) skimpy motel bath towel and a hand towel and maybe a spare washcloth to dry it and the rest of your overgenerous body with, and I don’t bitch and moan about it.
Trump probably stands under the shower for an hour, because only if he’s wasting resources can he feel fulfilled as a wealthy person.
10Addendum. My husband, who still has his own hair, washes it in about 1 minute flat under a shower fitted with a low-flow shower head. It’s glossy and feels soft and lovely and looks like real hair. (He’s getting a little thin on the top back, but he’s 70, like me, so…he’s earned his bald spot. His is still dark with hardly any gray, though his nice full beard is now more than 3/4 silver, like my hair.)
11Yeah for the reasons above I have the typical old coot haircut, #3 on the top, #2 on the sides. Takes about 45 seconds to lather to scalp, about 15 seconds to rinse. Shake head real hard a time or two (like Molly the ACD after climbing out of the pool) and DONE!
What can tRump do or have done hairwise that takes significantly more than a minute??
12I think this speaks less to South Carolina’s water situation and more to Trumps overall incompetence.
I wonder if he can walk and chew gum at the same time.
13Oh Lord-poor old Gerry Ford!
14It’s a First World problem Donald, you ignorant privileged [insert expletives here], so just suck it up and deal.
15Just a mental image of Trump in the shower was enough to ruin my day.
16Doesn’t Spunky, the tame muskrat he wears on his head, get peeved by the whole lather, rinse, repeat thing?
17OK. AT first I was thoroughly completely confused inasmuch as I always thought it was best to send a rug out to professionals to have it dry cleaned. Now I am just a little less confused but surprised to learn that El Donaldo has ever heard of the Waters of the U.S. rule also known as WOTUS (rhymes with POTUS). I mean, like what the bleep does he know about farming, the one industry in the country that could be totally crushed by puddles of rain water?
18Maybe he should go down to the creek and beat it on a rock.
19I try really, really hard to not read anything with the word “Trump” in the headline.
So, because it’s here in TWMDBS… I read the article.
Now, I have to bleach my eyeballs, and my brain.
Geesh!
20What’s he doing in the Carolinas? Doesnt he know that home-grown terrorists originate in those states?
21Micr: You are so correct. Wash, rinse, then shake. But this is Trump, the Farah Fawcett of politicians.
22And we’re supposed to care about this because…
23That’s not hair, that’s a chupacabra pelt and it has to be replaced occasionally. Why do you think he came to Laredo a few months back? You don’t really think it was to drum up support in an area that’s better than 80% Hispanic, do ya?
24@charles r. phillips
I must have been out of the room when the muskrat was named. “Spunky” is good. In an English vulgarity sort of way.
25“Uh, I think maybe your complaint should be with The Hilton, not South Carolina.”
Or perhaps Maytag.
26Best. Comments section. Ever.
You guys ROCK!!
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