Space Pirates! UPDATED!

May 16, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh y’all.  A year ago, Donald Trump said that he wanted to form a Space Force.  Then it was never mentioned again because Trump gave all our money to his rich friends and by golly, we’re broke in more ways than one.

But then, then, of yeah then … Ted Cruz remembered and read something cold that somebody else wrote.

There’s one more thing you can add to the Trump Doctrine that we need to be afraid of.

 

 

Hey, listen to the man. Do you think anybody else would know more about what’s happening in outer space than Ted Cruz?

UPDATE:

The saddest Tweet I’ve ever seen.

 

 

People on Tweeter began to make fun of Cruz’s Space Force so what does he do?  He complains  whines to the guy who owns Twitter that people are making fun of him when HE’S RIGHT!

Now we get to make fun of him for not knowing the difference between a pirate and a privateer.

Some men are just so self destructive.

 

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0 Comments to “Space Pirates! UPDATED!”


  1. witchee says:

    to protect space commerce against space pirates?
    Been watching some 1930s Buck Rogers again I see.

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  2. I see Ted grew a beard to hide his prissy face

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  3. Can we start a Gofundme to send Teddy boy and his friends on a one way/no return trip to a really remote and nameless asteroid?

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  4. Has Teddy been sneaking Pan Galactic gargle blasters again?

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  5. Ted had an original thought once in his life. It got lonely and left.

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  6. Ranger Jay says:

    “Space Pirates” is either a really bad band name, or the title of a Saturday morning cartoon. Maybe both.

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  7. Yo, Ted. The Expanse ain’t real.

    Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster… *snicker*

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  8. Do any other countries know there are “space pirates” pillaging all the “space commerce” that is going on? Are they acting on protecting their interests? Or, are they waiting for Cadet Bone Spurs to swoop in and save them?

    More importantly, has trump enforced any tariffs on those selling in space, or on the “space pirates” who will undoubtedly be selling their ill-gotten gains to his unsuspecting, uneducated, but willing to get-a-good-deal base?

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  9. Rosemary in Indiana says:

    Ted has lost what little grip on reality he still had.

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  10. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Ted Cruz has much knowledge of other worlds. Pay attention to Ted Cruz.

    https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/

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  11. Shouldn’t we first worry about the Swamp Pirates, currently at work pillaging our nation from government offices in D.C.? Shiver me timbers.

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  12. gaaaud I wish this was real! we soooo need intelligent life to come to this planet….

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  13. megasoid says:

    In space, no one can hear you kissing ass.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytOSQG3f0RE

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  14. Lisbeth Echeandia says:

    He forgot to name ‘United States’ as one of the NATIONS that has weapons to destroy satellites ….

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  15. slipstream says:

    Some people call me the space cowboy yeah
    Some call me the gangster of love
    Some people call me Ted Cruz
    ‘Cause I speak of the pompitous of love…

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  16. AlanInAustin ... says:

    Space Ghost is on it.

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  17. Lunargent says:

    Poor Ted. He tries so hard to be one of the Cool Kids, but he never is.

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  18. Whodat Venable says:

    Poor AnnoiTed Cruz. We have had a US Air Force Space Command for almost 20 years. I have never seen a Space Pirate, so they must be doing a good job.

    Use the Google Machine to find Air Force Space Command.

    I’m new here. Is it OK to say Senator Cruz should worry about Bootie Pirates?

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  19. Teh Gerg says:

    Ted Cruz self destructive. He’ll half-ass it like everything else he does. C’mon Ted, finish something for a change. Totally destroy yourself. Then maybe you’ll shut the hell up and let decent people do their jobs.

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  20. Old Fart says:

    I’m confused. Are any of those anti-satellite weapons space based? How would we use a space force against ground forces…

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  21. Oldymoldy says:

    OT a little bit, but I’m inclined to want to keep pressure on the fact that Cruz is the person who ran for president not to mention other government offices while a citizen of another another country. All the while whining like a little bitch about the president who was it perfectly legal citizen. He really should be in jail over this.
    Jus’say’n

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