Sorry, I’ve Been Outta Pocket
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I was totally unavailable for Sarah Palin’s history lesson.
That just doesn’t seem fair. I get busy and Sarah says something so asinine that Momma even says that I can use the work asinine even though it sounds dirty.
“He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.”
Please allow me to join with the lamestream media in saying, “Holy Cow!”
Anybody know what’s the deal with the bells? Was Paul Revere hitching a ride on the ice cream truck?
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