Somebody Get Harold a Handbasket
Harold Cook and his Letters From Texas are going to hell.
Here’s your Friday laugh your butt off read. It’s work safe.
(Momma, do not click that link. It’s work safe but I do not want to have to explain it to you.)
February 01, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Harold Cook and his Letters From Texas are going to hell.
Here’s your Friday laugh your butt off read. It’s work safe.
(Momma, do not click that link. It’s work safe but I do not want to have to explain it to you.)
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I’m a little slow, I guess. I didn’t realize what I was reading until near the end…and, no, I haven’t lived a sheltered life. Very funny guy!
1I can just a young child walking up to Tom Craddick and asking him how he got his nickname.
2OK. I’m going to show my ignorance. I get the nickname but what am I missing regarding early office hours? I’m a bit slow this morning. And must have led a sheltered life.
3Jan, it is the phrasing of what to ask “Why do you come early?” as in pre-ejaculation.
4Jan, the punch line to that section is “…ask the staff member why he comes so early,” which, if he was traveling by bus, could be construed as premature disembarkation.
5See why I didn’t want to explain it to Momma?
6Well don’t that beat all, you know left to my own devices I would have assumed “Road Head” meant something else, also a dangerous driving habit. Thanks Charlie, for clearing that up.
7And that’s not what I thought ‘road head’ meant either.
8Now I feel like a dork. I’ll admit that when I first saw “road head” my mind went to the gutter, but then the rest sort of distracted me. I like puns, but this one went over my head. In my defense I’m deep in the midst of recreating an historic garment from the Regency period and I’m sure Mr. Darcy didn’t speak of such things.
9LOL.
Thanks to all for your sufferance of someone who many years ago didn’t get a joke about “ball” type deodorant. I suppose I haven’t improved with age!
Don’t feel bad, Jan. I only caught some of it and I’ve been exposed to more entendres than most.
10I’m wondering if there’s any way to get our students to ask such questions of our State Senator Jacob Doyle “Jake” Corman III who inherited the seat from his daddy.
11Looks like Star was a little faster on the trigger than I was.
Pun entendred?
Yes, I think so.
12@daChipster,
But being female, my issue is seldom coming to soon…
13y’all laughing at my stuff is making me laugh. Thanks!
14@ Jan, welcome to the wonderful world of nice girls. I’ve been there a very long time and am additionally handicapped by being an Aggie and Catholic to boot!
Think of the beautiful wide eyed innocent stare a fawn has…
Ok, I feel remarkably foolish too, like I’m a fifth grader again! SIGH }:$
15Guess I should be old enough to get this, but I don’t. Maybe I’m just TOO old, but I feel like I’m in a room full of people who are laughing hilariously about a joke that I just don’t get. JJ, you have my email address. Can you help me out with this one?
16I’m with Rubymay. As a kid, every time I’d ask my brother what something meant, he’d respond with you don’t need to know that. I had to ask what a hooker was when I was 35. I didn’t even go to Catholic school, just Sunbeams and BTU.
17For some really diligent students, Harold should offer some extra-super-duper credit for addressing this issue. In head bobbing, two heads are better than one. Which of them should be cited for an illegal activity while drIving – the bobber or the bobbee?
18I got it right away. One of my sons was very forthright in explaining things to me and laughing when I blushed. He’d say, “Well mom, you asked!”
Thanks, Harold, that was some funny stuff.
19I am falling off the couch laughing, reading these comments. Even funnier that the very funny Harold. Road head, indeed. And let’s hear if for the early risers…
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