Some Days Are Just Filled With Happiness
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“So, here’s the deal,” Juanita starts this morning. “Anadarko owns 25% of BP’s Horizon rig. So, BP sent Anadarko a bill for their share of the clean up. The bill was for $272 million dollars.”
“Anadarko, not one to be a pushover, responded with a loud groan and some cuss words. Anadarko, it seems, says that everything was BP’s fault.”
“BP, on the other hand, says that ‘fault’ is such a harsh word,” Juanita grins.
“So, here ya got Darth Vader fighting Lex Luther. It’s hard to know who to root for. Personally, I’m going with giving them both a chainsaw.”
“I imagine that by this point, their lawyers have lawyers and they’re throwing paper at each other like spears,” Juanita suspects. “Hell, let’s give them real spears and get some entertainment value.”