So If Your Brother-In-Law Over At The Bowling Alley Needs A Job
Oh y’all, please don’t tell Donald Trump about this.
The Plum Book is out.
Published by the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs and House Committee on Government Reform alternately after each Presidential election, the Plum Book lists over 9,000 Federal civil service leadership and support positions in the legislative and executive branches of the Federal Government that may be subject to noncompetitive appointment, nationwide. The duties of many such positions may involve advocacy of Administration policies and programs and the incumbents usually have a close and confidential working relationship with the agency or other key officials.
Noncompetitive = for sale.
Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up.
First, “I refuse to work for any Administration that would have me as an employee.”
Second, I’m holding out for a critical no-show job with a title along the lines of Defender of the Faith and Benevolent Dictator for Life.
So there!
1Micr–I think that’s the title the Orange One thinks he’s getting in January….
2Orange Foolius, the one they’re telling jokes about in the DPRK.
3I don’t want a job. What I want is a big pay check.
4Rastybob, sorry, the Barking Yam got that one. He’s planning to “make American great again” while Pence does the work, although the easiest way to make America great again is for the B.Y. to shut up and vanish.
5Lawrence O’Donnell has featured the Plum Book on a couple programs. I thought it only had about 4,000 jobs. Maybe that’s just in DC.
6I heard about the Plum Book a couple days ago. The Cheetoh-faced Ferret-wearing Shitgibbon Cocksplat thought is was a recipe book and gave it to his illegal immigrant cook.
7Knew about the Plum Bookers ago. If you actually read the job descriptions inside of it, you would most likely refer it as the “mealy apple” book.
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