So I Wonder If The CPAC Convention Will Look Like the Southern Baptist Convention? Whiter Than Snow and Just as Cold.
As customer Brian says, “They dug a hole and that’s where they put the bar. How much lower can ya go?”
It takes very little to be a Conservative Hero nowadays.
President George W. Bush’s former chief strategist Matthew Dowd is slamming the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) for snubbing New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) while inviting former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R), who he asserts “wasn’t competent enough to keep a Fox News contract.”
However, Democrats are rejoicing. James Carville says, “Any day that you have more Sarah Palin and less Chris Christie is a good day for James Carville.”
We here at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. are hoping that CSpan covers CPAV. That would be must-see teevee!
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.
?! If Spiro T. Agnew was still alive, do you think they would invite him at CPAC over Christie? Just wondering…
1If they think they’re bringing her in to throw out some red meat to the audience, they better look closely. All I’ve seen her tossing around lately are left over fish heads. Old, washed up, Alaskan, fish heads.
2You know, if it was covered it might make a great few drinking games or like. Bullshit Bingo comes to mind, where you generate Bingo cards with various buzzwords or phrases and whoever 1) gets the first bingo, OR 2) gets the blackout, stands up and yells, “Bullshit!” Of course, I would probably be yelling it repeatedly before that just in reaction to what they were spouting as…”Truth and Real Americanism.”
3Personally, I’m rather enjoying the nascent civil war the Rethugs seem determined to get into.
Pass the popcorn.
4If the CPAC people were smart, they’d put in on pay teevee, but no one has accused them of being smart.
Only 22% of the people polled recently admit to being Republicans. I run into people all the time on the inter tubes who claim to be former Republicans and have nothing good to say about them.
5I’d rather sit and stick toothpicks under my finger nails than attend a SBC, Baptist tent revival, or Mary Kay district get-together.
6NONE of these are good for a rational person’s mental health.
Given the Republicans record wouldn’t CPERV be a more fitting name?
7Like a crackhead who can’t lay down the pipe, they keep coming back to Caribou Barbie.
Now that Matt Dowd has added FOX News hack to the list of things Sarah can’t do (and, Man! How low is THAT bar?) I think that, in the interest of finding future work, Sarah should delete everything after “Small Market Sports reporter in the land of the midnight sun” on her resume and post that sucker on Monster and CareerBuilder.
8Neither Snowbilly Grifter nor her unemployed PimpToad have to work any longer – or at least until the blow through the $15 million she grifted while the idiots thought she was “hawt”.
9Have no fear: C-SPAN always covers CPAC. It makes me feel sorry for their film crews, who are sane.
10but after an hour we would all need to go to emergency care (listening to CPAC for an hour would make our eyes and ears bleed) which is going to cost us a pretty penny since GGH thinks our emergency wards are just fine.
Mama – it ain’t easy bein’ a liberul!
11The party of Stupid continues to amaze. As if Palin and Ted (McCarthy) Cruz weren’t bad enough, Rove seems to be recruiting another Bush to
12the Ship of Fools. Thar she blows!