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Republican Gubbernor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana has signed a bill into law that would require signs in abortion clinics and a website to inform women about abortion alternatives.

Jindal signed House Bill 636 by Rep. Frank Hoffman, R-West Monroe, into law Wednesday in front of a crowd at the First Baptist Church of West Monroe.

Now, in case you’re wondering why the gals at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., are tossing hairbrushes at a picture of Bobby Jindal that Juanita posted on the Ladies Room door, it’s because he has a really bad attitude about women.

Bobby Jindal explains the justification for the signs in abortion clinics —

“When officers arrest criminals today, they are read their rights,” he said. “Now if we’re giving criminals their basic rights and they have to be informed of those rights, it seems to me only common sense we would have to do the same thing for women before they make the choice about whether to get an abortion.”

“Okay, Bobby,” Juanita sighs, “one more time I’m gonna tell you this — Sweetie, women are not criminals, nor are we in any way like criminals.  Nor are we children.  Nor are we all getting up every day and hitting the grind merely because we find joy in pissin’ you off.”

“Darlin’, I know you consider women to be the gender who need a man to make signs telling us what to do, but that’s generally only acceptable behavior when you do not want to get hit.  If you try to tell me what I should do, the least you’re gonna get is a cold, icy stare that will field dress and tag you on the spot.”

“Meanwhile, Bobby,” she concludes, ” speaking of criminals, I want to know who it was that stole your brain.  And, you can throw away your poster board and Magic Marker before I stuff them up your nose.”

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.