Snowed In?
Hey Bubbie, are you snowed in and need something fun to start off the New Year?
And, of course, our own Steve Stockman kicks it off.
Thanks to Lindy for the heads up.
January 02, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Hey Bubbie, are you snowed in and need something fun to start off the New Year?
And, of course, our own Steve Stockman kicks it off.
Thanks to Lindy for the heads up.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Texas, y’all need to stop hogging the microphone in the foot in the mouth corral. 50 states and 50 dumb comments, 8 were made by Texans with Loopy Louie and Stockyard Steve both cited twice.
1This is great! I’ve often thought that Democrats would have better success at the ballot box if they would just quote what the Republicans are saying.
2My goodness, how RWNJ jaws start flapping when disengaged from the brain, which is usually always. Under those circumstances, I can’t wait for one of them to actually admit something like yes, us Right people were given dominion over the earth and yes, as such we are free to cook it.
3Wow! Looking at that assembly of Repugs all together made me sick. I’m glad they stopped at 50 cause I had to chug some pepto. It’s so depressing.
4OMG!
So many Texans. So many Southerners.
So embarrassing.
5Yeah, but there are still maroons everywhere. Just a bigger concentration down heah.
6I can’t wait until K-Tel floods the midnight airwaves with this “Greatest Republican Hits of 2013” CD.
“Who can forget Steve Stockman’s “Poke a Hole & Gas Come Out,” or Loopie Louie’s “Al Queda Camps On The Border.”
But wait… there’s more!
If you act now and order in the next 15 minutes, you’ll get more accomplished in a quarter of an hour than anyone on this CD!
7Great idea to set Loopy Louie to music, Rick. Let’s go big time with the WMDBS dancers, Juanita Jean’s coolest of graphic artists, John Kwitkoski and MTV.
“Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) on Monday said that it was a “scary thought” that elites could be culling the population with vaccines to preserve the Earth’s resources. http://crooksandliars.com/david/gohmert-scary-liberal-elites-would-use-vacci
Loopy Louie does the Tijuana Tango to “I don’t need no stinkin’ shots.”
Seriously Louie, you should have taken the rabies vaccine, after that skunk bit you.
8I can’t get this one out of my head… “(Don’t) cast aspersions on my asparagus!”
9More to the point, Jo G, to which tune are you hearing that particularly special Gohmerism? It could be the hit of the Gohmerism extravaganza set to music.
10There is enough material to have a “50 Dumb Things TEXAS Right Wingers Said”. All they have to do is read the “Daily Louie” on Juanita Jean’s site. For a few days in the fall (?), the Daily Louie was beginning to look like the Hourly Louie.
11Dang, what a bunch of gohmerts. I’d read them all now but I’d like to be able to sleep tonight. People elected these morons.
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