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Today’s earthquake led to some very funny comments. This one was sent by David and came from here, oddly on Jennifer Rubin’s column on Rick Perry and the Club for Growth.
bannedagain5446President Obama caused an earthquake to strike just west of Richmond today. The quake, measuring 5.9 was “conveniently” timed to strike while Obama was out of town.
A spokesmen for Michelle Bachmann blamed the quake on the USGS and vowed to cut their funding or eliminate the agency entirely. Mitt Romney sad that he was unsure whether he felt the quake but would issue a statement later. Rick Santorum said that the quake was “God’s wrath for the President choosing to vacation among godless rich people in Massachusetts”. Governor Perry said that he was sending out the Texas Rangers to find the person responsible and teach them about causing seismic events “Texas Style”. Paul Ryan reiterated that the earthquake would not change his mind about running for the Presidency, and wishes God would stop trying to get his attention that way.
Funny.