Smart Move, Cajun
Yesterday James Carville said that he thought Marco Rubio was the best bet for the GOP to nominate for President. And that’s because James Carville is a sneaky little sumbitch.
I’d rather eat a Univac 500 computer machine than be Marco Rubio right now. Bless his heart, he is teat deep in hog scat right now trying to explain how he went from making $90,000 a year to $414,000 a year after he got elected to the Florida State House.
Then there’s his use of credit cards from the Republican Party of Florida. And how he could pay $14,000 to his family members for “courier services” from his PAC.
Honey, teevee is not this fella’s friend. However, to his credit, he remembered to take a drink of water first.
And to top it off, he makes People Magazine this week, and not as the Sexiest Man Alive.
And the chatter on the internet is that he’s got a zipper problem. I know. I know. Bill Clinton had a zipper problem, but Bill told you upfront that he’s a rounder. He never claimed to be Mr. Holiness. That was the difference between Bill Clinton and John Edwards. And I kinda have a feeling that Marco and John can team up and open a campaign consulting business called Anything But Authentic.
So, congratulations to the Ragin’ Cajun for tricking Republicans. Again.
This is gonna be so much fun.
The Big Dog had some “he said, she said” issues. Word on the street is that Water Boy has at least one, if not more, of the little bundle of joy with DNA fingerprints problems that are impossible to deny.
1Let’s just say he did more than just pay off his student loans.
2Did anyone really expect any less. C’mon people, it Florida and Louisiana. Who do you think the Texas repugs learned from?
3Rubio has learned one core lesson from the Repub playbook: If you get caught in a lie, lie louder.
4this is anything but fun.
5@LynnN, and denounce those who’ve exposed your lie as moral failures and anti-Americans.
6All of them have to at some time realize even for a split second just what all of their crap is gonna look like when Hollywood or someplace else turns them into a major blockbuster movie! If this has not been the case with them, then they are all really, really, really dead from the neck up!
7Rubio claims that he has already furnished proof that debunks all those claims. He also claims that he will furnish copies of the bills for two more years in a couple of weeks. I’m guessing that he needs time to fabricate them.
8A bunch of folks learned this too late in life: Don’t do anything you don’t want to see on the front page and the 6 PM news. Especially not if you want to run for a major public office.
9Rhea, how about don’t do anything you’re not willing to own up to and in some cases defend. We all make mistakes or not so smart choices. Hindsight should give you wisdom. Oh what am I saying? These klowns are Republicans! I’ll go sit in the corner now and keep my mouth shut.
10Did you read the comments at the People site? Many of them are about the Clintons…..not really the point of this discussion.
11This is a “can hardly wait” situation. Anyone care to guess how many movies about the Klown Kar occupants will show up in the next 12 months? Come on, video streaming enterprises, get with it. I am ready for some collateral damage on a grand scale.
12“is teat deep in hog scat right now”
I’m stealin’ that!
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