Slow Thinker
Asked by a reporter if the president has the power to pardon himself, Texas Senator Ted Cruz was silent for 18 full damn seconds before replying, “That’s not a constitutional I’ve studied so I will withhold judgement.”
What he really wanted to say is, “Are your freeking nuts? Of course not.” But he was afraid Trump would call his wife ugly and give away the family secrets about his Dad killing Kennedy.”
By the way, I hear there’s members of congress who would pay a mess of money to hear Ted Cruz be silent for 18 seconds, and a couple of them just lost a $10 bet that he could could even do it.