You know, I really wish the President hadn’t said that stuff about skeet shooting at Camp David.

First off, I’m from Texas and even I don’t think that the ability to kill skeet is something we need in a President.  I’d been far more impressed if he had said that he shot empty beer cans off stumps.

Second off, Dick Cheney could shoot a friend in the face but that didn’t win him the Nobel Prize.

Third off, we had a woman who could field dress a damn moose and we were not impressed.

Last off, Marsha Blackburn, a United States Representative from Tennessee who sold all her skeet for botox, now wants to go on vacation with the President, which is something big considering that her hometown has a monument to Nathaniel Bedford Forrest, a founder of the KKK.

Now here’s where it gets weird.

She challenged him to a skeet shooting contest.

“If he is a skeet shooter, why have we not heard of this? Why have we not seen photos? Why has he not referenced it at any point in time as we have had this gun debate that is ongoing?” the Tennessee Republican asked CNN’s Erin Burnett.

Remember birthers?  Now we got Skeeters?

Oh Lord, help us.

Maybe it’s just me, but I suspect that the day we let some crazy Republican woman go to a secluded place with the President and give her a gun is the day cows give beer.

Somebody needs to sit Marsha down and explain to the poor dear that if she does in fact beat Barack Obama at skeet shooting, that does not make her President.    Shooting hoops makes you President.

Thanks to Kathleen for the heads up.