Sid Miller, Y’all.
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller is becoming a national favorite based purely on his goofiness quotient. His Facebook page is a sonnet to ignorance and he is plenty proud of that. Honey, he makes Donald Trump look like a constitutional scholar.
Today, Sid took to Facebook to endorse Kid Rock for senate in Michigan against Debbie Stavenow.
Kid Rock has been arrested for assault on a DJ at a strip club and paid a half million dollar settlement to the man he assault. He was charged with assault on Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee and plead guilty. In October 2007, Rock was involved in a brawl at a Waffle House in Atlanta, Georgia and charged with simple battery. He plead no contest.
In short, he likes to hit people. And cuss. Oh child, that boy can cuss. So, it seems kinda weird that a big-butt Super DeLux Brand Christian like Sid Miller would love Kid Rock.
But then, Rock made up for it all when he and Ted Nugent had a special visit to the White House.
Thelma asked me to tell you that The Rock (her favorite hunka hunka burnin’ love) strongly denies being Kid Rock’s father.
So Sid is starting to make endorsements, huh? That’s entertainment, y’all.
Fits right in with the Putin Puppet.
1It has been said that Miller, (Kid) Rock, Gohmert, and Farenthold all aspire to have three-digit IQs. I think they’ve set their target to high and should first shoot for room-temperature IQs.
2Ted Nugent and Kid Rock win the Dolly Parton award as the two biggest boobs in music
3Vote Kid Rock
4“He’ll Fight for You in the Senate!”
(And if you don’t vote for him, he’ll probably fight with you)
Seems like all of them fell off the back of a pick up truck at some point: I have a special rage for Farenthold who not only fell, but landed on his head.
5Alan, three digits total seems a tad high. I’d go for 2.1. Total
6Oh, Sid! go back home and play with your rubber cow!
7Oh thank you so much, Miss Juanita Jean, for not including that obnoxious photo of ole Sid, his goofy grin and that great big white (black would be more fitting color) hat.
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