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So, let me get this right.  Jeeesus wants us to slash Texas education to teach the little children that there are more important things than education?  Like Rick’s bank account, maybe?

“There a real special place in hell for this guy,” Juanita promises.  “I just know there is.  Sweet Jesus doesn’t like it when you blame him for the economic mess you created.”

But Jesus called them, and said, Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.

Luke 18:16

Go on, Rick, use Sweet Jesus as an excuse to be greedy. And be sure to hurt children first.  “Honey, he’s gonna have to look up to see the bottom pit of hell,” Juanita says.

And while we’re on the subject of people going to hell, there’s more on Chris Christie.  He’s decided that families making more than $6,000 a year are just too damn rich to qualify for Medicaid.

Good Lord, that’s what his dinner costs.

But I’m sure that State helicopter rides will still be free.

Going to hell.  They are all going to hell.