Shocked, Shocked, I Tell You
Jeb! has learned that the Bush name ain’t as sparkling as he first thought. In fact, it ain’t shiny at all.
Come to find out, Jeb!’s team in Ohio is shooting for a measly 18% of the vote as their goal. Y’all, I am no math wizard but I think winning with 18% only happens in Chinese algebra.
Jeb!’s phone banking team was able to identify a whopping 1,260 supporters out of the 128,000 Republican voters in Ohio, and they suspect that at least 18% of those were drunk.
I do not see a good ending to this.
The Chief Operating Officer of his campaign didn’t either so she and her shadow hit the door.
Well, at least he doesn’t have to go around defending his brother anymore so there’s that.
Thanks to Craig for the heads up.