Okay, so I suspect that I do not have to introduce you guys to Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona.

If I am wrong about that, please accept my apologizes.  Sheriff Joe, please meet New Person.   New Person, please meet the craziest goat this side of talk radio.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio is conducting an investigation.  Of the President of the United States.  Because he doesn’t have a …. say it with me, now …. birth certificate.

But the worst part of it is that the news media is trying to cover up the investigation.  And, they are not paying any attention to the threats that Sheriff Joe is getting.  According to Sheriff Joe, “intimidation comes from drug lords, Obama fans: I’m not sure which are worse.”

Why Is This Man Afraid of Me?

Good Lord, look at us, Sheriff Joe.  Obama fans are a bunch of arugula eating, volvo driving, sandal wearing, sushi fans who buy wine by the bottle, not the box.  What are we doing to intimidate you?  Threatening to make you watch The Road Show?

Dude, get a grip.  I know you are powerfully upset to have your pretty face off camera for even one minute, but maybe you should look into getting a reality show.  You know, “The Amazing Racist” might sell.  You never know.

“Getting death threats is nothing new for me,” Arpaio told WND, referring to his national reputation as a tough enforcer of immigration laws. “But why has the media has decided to black out all news of our Obama investigation? That’s what I don’t understand.

“I’m a controversial guy and usually the media is all over me,” he continued, “but when I decided to investigate Obama, the media has suddenly gone missing in action.

Okay, here’s the deal, Joe.  There’s only so much time on the nightly news for batcrap crazy people.  Orly Taitz and Herman Cain are some stiff competition, Joe.

I’d go with the reality show angle, Joe.  “Dancing with the Dopes”?  Like that?  “The Biggest Boozer?”

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.