February 18, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Wow. I guess if the truth about the horrendous toxicity of that crap isn’t enough to scare folks off, then it makes sense to scare the bejesus out of ’em any way we can. Religious terror works so much better than truth anyhoo. But getting Dana Carvery to volunteer was a masterstroke. The bit where he upends the can is HI-larious.
1I wonder if he’s available for a Trump is Satan campaign?
Damn, is/was Satan a Rhodes scholar? Pretty clever oh horned one. Paging Jerry Falwell.
2Well, the bible says the poor will always be among us. Perhaps a paraphrase would be , the loons are always around too. Her smug, self assuredness is the most telling part.
3She quotes Jesus, saying “My people perish for lack of knowledge.” At least she got that right…
4I made it to 1:15. Too painful to go on.
5I suspect this was filmed in KingspoRt, Tn., and not Kingspot. This is in Upper East Tennessee, a solid Republican stronghold. Just in the interest of accuracy. The error does not diminish the Wow factor of the video.
6All righty then. {rolls eyes}
Like Wyatt above, I made it to 1:15.
7Must be Glen Beck’s daughter.
8Wow she’s so in tune with the teachings of Christ that every one of her grilled cheese sandwiches comes out looking just like Jesus!
The symbol for the cross closely resembles that of a sword pointed downwards. It’s no coincidence that Satan is pictured with a sword, fighting in Heaven and then is cast out (downward) into hell. It seems quite apparent, then, that the cross is a symbol of Satanism.
9The abrahamic religions are peopled by the most terrified lot of dimwits I have ever seen. Why is 666 demonic…cuz some con man said so to help get more money from terrified sheep. What is so bad about this F word? What F word? FUNNY? it starts with an F! And why is the F word satanic…see above.
10And even if the makers of the horrid drink were doing the marks on purpose as she claims, so what!?!?!?!
Its all fairy tale BS, and I doubt the maker has the inventive genius to have done so!
Wyatt and Nefer, I only made it to :58. I bow to your courage and tenacity.
11The sky in my world is blue. Wonder what is in her world.
12And yet somehow she is not worried about Jared Kushner and his plan to dominate the world from 666 Fifth Avenue.
13She thinks the devil laughs when people drink that stuff? Beelzebub only laughs when he sees her dissect the design of the product. She’s spent more time making up her spiel than the average Monster consumer does drinking it.
14I toughed it out to the end. My take is that she is an idiot who believes in Satan and witchcraft. Also, I listened to it all to focus on her voice. She may have filmed that in Kingsport TN, but that accent proves she has not been there long. I live in East TN (not upper ET) but not far. No one from here talks like that. She sounds like an outside agitator to me. Smug little thing, too.
15Seems to me she already has a hobby.
16I swear she sounds just like those folks in my area who swear the DOJ is monitoring their computers, hacking them and even listening in. Poor things! they really just cannot figure out the world so they come up with this trash. Or have they been tuned in to commie-based fake news?
17Why isn’t she speaking of drumpf’s son in law owning, and proud of it being the crown jewel of his real estate empire, ( until foreclosure soon) a building with the address of 666.
18Not hidden. In big bold brass numbers in public site.
Gee I guess thes things are to be ignored while laying prostate before the false prophet the predictions warned of.
She talks about the company not being christian. Has she met her president?
19She’s going through a phase.
20Sooo, I assume she works for 5 Hour Energy? Or Red Bull?
And is Red Bull a sign, like the Red Heifer which is supposed to help bring about Armageddon? Or is it the opposite, because a mature male bull is the antithesis of a young female heifer? Quick, somebody find me the answer – I don’t want to be condemned at The Final Judgment because I have the wrong beverage in my fridge!
The real sin is how much they charge for this stuff. And, of course, the heart-jolting levels of caffeine that it contains, which can be dangerous if you drink enough of it. But none of that should imperil your soul.
Though stretching it a bit, she could be right about some of the iconography. Which I suspect originates not with Satan, but with a graphic designer who has a taste for Goth imagery.
Grown-ass people actually believe this stuff. SMDH.
21Monster drinks, to be fair, have a terrible taste, but to me, so does Dr Pepper. That’s not enough to have it banned, though. What she really needs is a life. Maybe she can pick one up on her next trip to WalMart.
22K, you used the word prostate. I do not think it means what you think it means. Or perhaps your keyboard just dropped a letter. 😉
23dropped an “r” Prostrate was the goal.
242 finger hunt and peck here so between bad typing, spellcheckers running amok and dubious keyboards errors are NOT few or Nor far between.
Or just a new freeform excercise in literature.
What’s really scary – she’s serious. I gritted my teeth and watched the clip and wondered if she has a tinfoil hat as well.
25I was looking around for the hypnotist.
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