Okay, we here at the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. are pretty darn smug that we would never, ever, for any reason read the National Enquirer.  We would not even read People Magazine or watch TMZ.  We even had to ask someone what a Kardashian was.

But there ain’t no tacky that will ever in our entire lifetimes match this tacky, so we cannot wait to read this book.

Joe McGinniss’s book on Sarah Palin is finally here. After years of hype, The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin does not disappoint, offering the kind of salacious allegations you’d expect from a guy who’d move next door to Palin to write a book about her. What’s in it? Cocaine, a one-night stand with a basketball hero, a love triangle.

I hope it doesn’t burn a hole in my new iPad.

Click the little one to see the big one.