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“If you think about it, it’s the Republican trifecta,” Juanita begins this morning with the Houston Chronicle in her hand.  “My Congressvarmint, Pete Olson, wants us to stop giving tax money to family planning organizations because then they can use their private money for abortions.”

“You add sex to money and then toss in a uterus and pour a little Aqua Velva on top and that, my friends, is GOP Viagra,” she is almost damn certain.

And in the most ironic use of the word ‘obvioulsy,’ we have this quote —

“Obviously there is no direct link between the taxpayers’ money and women getting abortions because that would violate federal law,” a congressional staffer said. “But this report helps track the offsets that we know are taking place at these organizations.”

“Pete Olson is just pounding his chest and this is the best he can do,” she says pitifully.  “Next he’ll want to stop having parking lots because some of them might be used by women seeking abortions.”

“The boy needs some pepper in his gumbo,” she concludes.