Secede or Renounce? UPDATED

August 19, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I just saw breaking news that Ted Cruz has announced that he will renounce his Canadian citizenship.   I guess he flipped a coin because with all his talk about Texas seceding from the union, you’d think he’d renounce his US citizenship, too.

Thanks to John for the graphic.

Here’s some links this morning to update the Cruz story:

He’s finding out that his friends from Princeton and the ladies he attempted to woo in his paisley housecoat weren’t that impressed, only remembering him as creepy.  However, he as considered a stud muffin on the college debate circuit which is akin to being considered the smartest man in professional wrestling.

And …. his worst enemy is not the Democrats, but the GOP.  Democrats are kinda liking this guy because there’s always the possibility that he’ll show up to debate Hillary Clinton wearing a paisley housecoat.  That wuld be very cool.

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