Screwy Louie Time, Y’all
It’s my favorite time of year – when Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen sends us updates of where Louie Gohmert spends his campaign money.
A couple of my favorites –
I have to fess-up. I did not know that woman was still a thing. People still listen to that whiney voice? $10,776.64 worth?
And, of course, she gets to enjoy the finest East Texas has to offer.
I also enjoyed that Louie stayed much nicer than the Hilton Garden Inn while in New York City. He charged his campaign $11,700 to stay in New York City at the Renaissance Hotel.
Of course, he stayed at the one in Times Square, but even they just charge $309 a night. That means that Louie stayed there … let me get out my calculator … 37 days. I dunno, maybe there’s a hick surcharge I don’t know anything about.
You can trot yourself on over to visit Louie’s Other People’s Money account by clicking he link at the top. See if you can find something I missed.
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Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
The screech’s name is Michelle Malkin, so I don’t know if your source is wrong, or Louie has a problem with spelling.
1I double checked, and turns out she labels her nationality as “American.” I don’t recall that as a choice on any form I have filled out.
Oh, well I guess the service charges on American Express and Southside Bank would indicate some leveraging and such. Wonder what the balance sheet indicates in that regard?
2Maybe Michelle has an escort service, after all she is known for selling her opinion and her soul to the highest bidder
3Something tells me that Louie’s accountant needs all our thoughts and prayers!
4Malkin and Louie deserve one another. I can’t think of anything worse to say about them.
5Michelle Milkin sounds like a porn star and 5 grand a night sounds about right. And she looks like a durn furriner.
6Michelle Malkin is, unfortunately, a syndicated columnist. She writes for right wing conservative newspapers. She also shows up on Fox as one of their “experts” on something or other. Her parents immigrated here before she was born but she denies being an anchor baby. Yeah, right.
Also, she cannot write a sentence without using at least two adjectives for every noun. She must wear her thesaurus out yearly.
7I’m guessing the more days Louie stays in New York, the less harm he can do in Congress. Doubtless a blessing in disguise, plus it gives New Yorkers something to laugh at.
8Trump to Malkin, “You were born stupid…”
http://www.salon.com/2013/03/22/donald_trump_to_michelle_malkin_you_were_born_stupid/
Or,
9https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1GGGE_enUS631US631&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=trump%20malkin%20feud
Trump and Malkin in a Twitter war.
How nice to get our daily allotment of poo-flinging by lower primates, without the bother of a trip to the zoo.
10Bar B Q Event 20271.89
What was that? $271.89 at Costco for food, then 100 bribes/guests @$200ea to show up to his event?
Poor Louie; the best he can do in donations is $5000 from the Koch brothers. They probably file that under petty expenses or gnat change.
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