Yeah, it’s East Texas Congresscritter Louie Gohmert again.  I know y’all think I’m obsessed with this guy but he refuses to shutthehellup.

Screwy Louie

Louie’s not real excited about Mitt Romney.  Apparently, Romney is not white enough for Louie’s taste.  And the whole Draft Atilla the Hun movement didn’t catch on as well as you’d suspect.  So, Louie’s out there on the far, far fringe feeling powerful lonely.

After trying to crack a few Romney votes, Louie explain his brain —

“So that I’m not totally misunderstood, I’m not as excited as I am desperate,” Gohmert said. “I’m serious, when you go across America and talk to people who are paying $4 a gallon for gas, and they are desperate…It’s a desperate situation. People in America, conservatives I know, are very desperate to replace this president with someone who will not destroy energy.”

Yeah, Hon, you’re desperate.  Plenty desperate.  You’re also insane, cockeyed, looney, stoopid, spiteful, double dumb, fanatical, goofy looking,  you dress funny, and you walk around on your tippie toes.

Destroy energy?  Did you really say “destroy energy.”  No, no, wait, make that triple dumb.

Thanks to Kathleen for the heads-up.