Screw My Dignity and Good Name
Quote of the Month Club is a doubleheader:
“I just want my stuff back.”
— Trump lawyer Michael Cohen, quoted by the Daily Beast, after FBI agents raided his home and office.
It’s all about the stuff, y’all.
And …
“… it could be be very soon or not so soon at all!”
— Trump on his promised attacks on Syria.
It could also be mid-soon, soonish, soonly, semi-soon, Soon River wider than a mile, soon as I finish that wall thing, half past soon …
One good thing about Trump. You’re not hearing so much about making English the official language any more.