Screw Giuliani, Just Screw Him
Okay, last night I made the mistake of watching the news after the ballgame. It gave me a bad case of the rage.
I found myself strongly inclined to grab my megaphone, go stand in my front yard and holler as loud as I can, “F*** Giuliani! Just F*** that rotten sumbitch!” at all my Republican neighbors until they called the damn police and had me arrested so I could go to jail and get local newspaper headlines so the whole town would know that we should F*** Giuliani. It was a plan. I had a plan.
I don’t cuss much. It has taken me 18 months to hit this level of rage and for some damn reason Rudy pushed me over the edge last night.
First they tell me that Rudy, an impotent old man, decided to poke a stick at Kim Jong-un. From the Wall Street Journal …
President Donald Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, said North Korean leader Kim Jong Un got “on his hands and knees and begged” for their summit to be held after Mr. Trump canceled it in May.
I don’t know if Kim has a megaphone and Republican neighbors so he’s probably going to bomb something. That’s gonna be his plan.
Then it got worse. Rudy decides that he should pass judgement on Stormy Daniels.
“The business you were in entitles you to no degree of giving your credibility any weight,” Giuliani said of Daniels.” Explain to me how she could be damaged. I mean, she has no reputation. If you’re going to sell your body for money, you just don’t have a reputation. I may be old fashioned, I dunno.
In the comments, he said he respects porn stars, but not “the way I respect a career woman or a woman of substance or a woman who … isn’t going to sell her body for sexual exploitation.”
He then went on and said Trump wouldn’t mess around with Stormy Daniels, saying, “Look at her.” He explained that Trump likes classy women.
So here’s a man selling his very soul for a little attention and teevee time looking down on a woman who sells her body. Her body ain’t crazy like Rudy’s soul. Sweet Jesus sat down with the prostitutes but he kicked the Moneychangers out of the temple. Somebody remind Rudy.
No, Rudy, you’re not old-fashioned. You’re just batcrap crazy. No, I mean it. Sane people don’t even think like that, much less say it out loud. I mean, you gotta dump two levels of the Hierarchy of Needs to get to Rudy’s place. Honey, B F Skinner couldn’t find him with a one-lane maze and a pound of gouda.
Look, John get-off-my-lawn McCain is just crazy old man. Rudy is eight shades of grey passed that. Rudy is at the ‘it’s irresponsible to put him on teevee because somebody is gonna get hurt’ level.
F*** Giuliani.
Hmmm
Very similar response in stately Micr Manor at approximately the same time of day.
And so my little bride renamed him Weasel-ani.
And Master Yoda said, “The farce is strong in this one.”
1I know where you are coming from, JJ! So glad you had a chance to vent! As I recall there were people like Rudy hanging around no matter where we went when I was a kid. Small towns did much better with them. Somebody was ranting and raving at invisible critters out there on the corner on Main Street? Or in a store? Well, folks just very kindly guided them back to where they came from and left them with their own folks. These occasions happened when one of the personal caretakers thought Uncle Bowdie was once again in his right mind as he had been quiet and congenial for X number of days and nights and he was allowed to sit out in the backyard to get some sun. Well, seems like good old Uncle Bowdie decided to follow the sun. Now, in the city somebody like Uncle Bowdie could rant and rave and behave like Rudy Guiliani on a street corner until someone complained about the noise or decided to call the cops because the old geezer was impeding the flow of people into a store or something. or maybe even out in the middle of the road with traffic swerving all around him. Now why couldn’t Rudy get the same equal opportunity treatment. Oh. I see . . .
2A person in the a$$, Giuliani’s the kind of guy that would fu*k. The g-ddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around, then not even have.
3I was really upset Guiliana would disrespect Daniels, but called ALL of Trump’s wives “Beautiful, classy ladies”. I would really like to see his definition of classy. Posing in the nude? (wife 3) Sleeping with a man who is still married ( wives 2 and 3). How have these slimebags pulled the wool over so many of our fellow citizens???
4@Sandy: same response here! This is the first time I’ve ever heard a mundane set of plain old gold diggers referred to as “classy” fer cryin out loud. And I guess being one of Hef’s has-beens doesn’t count as selling your body for exploitation? Who knew!
5It’s a good year not to have a working television.
Giuliani’s definition of “classy ladies” is “hot and rich and once married to a really rich guy I’m bending over for.” He’s an idiot with a mouth and now has a position where people put him on TV. They shouldn’t, but the media’s so obsessed with themselves that they’ll do it because he’s connected to someone *really* famous, and he once held office himself. They won’t talk about Puerto Rico because they don’t know anybody in Puerto Rico, and they won’t talk about ICE kidnapping and trafficking children (which is what you call it when someone steals a white child and then passes them on to someone they don’t know) because they don’t know the parents who aren’t “important” anyway, but they’ll put Giuliani on because even though he’s obvious a nutjob working for a nutjob, people will watch and get excited for or against.
6“Trump likes classy women.”
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Then why did he marry trashy nude model Melania?
Apparently trump also likes men who dress as “beautiful classy women.” Why else would he hire this fool? And Stormy Daniels has made a career without any help from a rich, creepy father.
8This clown has gone on the list with Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin, and a few others to whom I pay absolutely no attention if at all possible because they will say anything, absolutely anything, no matter how offensive, just to get airtime, and I don’t feel like playing the game and giving them what they want.
Trump too, but to my great regret I am sometimes forced to listen to what that glassbowl said.
9Actually, a porn star is a career woman.
10Rudy, when you can distinguish between Mail Order Messy and an adult film actress, director and producer, maybe you’ll grow out of your titillated juvenile incel viewpoint. BTW Where are Messy’s immigration documents that were promised months ago?
Rudy G and Donnie, hounds to exploited women everywhere…
11Trump slept with Stormy Daniels.
He paid her money to keep quiet.
What does that make a man who sleeps with a person that Rudy can’t “respect”?
It makes the Russian prostitute story more plausible, don’t ya think?????
John 8:7 let he who is without sin, cast the first stone
12Rudy, that ain’t you!!!!
This is my all-time favorite post. I believe it has more “Juanita-isms” per column inch than anything we’ve seen in a long time. Love it!
13Guiliani is just clickbait for all the fools drooling for their next fauxtrage hit…
14So, Giuliani, you don’t respect anybody who appeared in a porn flick? Has anyone told you that Donald Trump appeared in a porn flick?
It’s okay. I don’t respect him either.
15Yoda, the funniest thing I’ve read all week your second sentence is. You I thank.
16Stephanie Clifford is an ACTOR who has made her living in adult entertainment. That is not prostitution. Yes, whores and porn stars are both sex workers, but Melania’s “modeling” photos are porn, too. Nothing classy about it.
17Rudy’s comments were aimed at smearing Dump’s adversary and will be lapped up by his drooling base. Anybody with a brain could care less who Dump or Ghouliani respect, because, they themselves, are not worthy of the least amount of respect.
18This has been Dump’s strategy against anyone who tried to stand up to him in or out of court: SMEAR
Rudy and Rump would screw a snake, if they could find someone to hold the head. Neither has any brains and both are ethically bankrupt.
19Personally, I think Stormy Daniels is awesome. She’s smart, funny, articulate, does what she damn well pleases and doesn’t grovel for fools like Trump, Cohen, Giuliani, etc. While I’m not into porn or strip clubs, etc., to each her own. If it works for Stormy, and it obviously does, more power to her.
20I’m with Dean. This post is one of the most hilarious. My favorite:
“B F Skinner couldn’t find him with a one-lane maze and a pound of gouda.”
OMG. Hysterical!!!!!
21Prostitutes are way more honest then most politicians, and infinitely more honest than a preacher. You make a deal, and you get what you pay for, for the other two you get less than nothing for your money!
22So, JJ, tell us how you really feel about Mr. G.
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