January 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Well, well, well …
I guess, “Hell, I’d go get into a fight at an Alaskan birthday party while wearing Kim Kardashian’s bikini and deflating footballs under my armpits if I thought it would get me attention,” was too long for a headline.
Please, oh please, let her run.
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The grift is strong in that one . . . .
1Sigh.
I am already so tired of the clown car…she was recently in a link from “Townhall PM” (I read with lips sealed against throw up in the friends close enemies closer vein) and the comments were basically Nasty old guys drooling over her body–the only thing Repug men seem to care about in women. Gross and grosser…
2Will there be enough popcorn to last through 2016? Cotton candy? This is getting to be a World Class Circus.
3http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pop_Corn_Company
Here you go,W.C. January 19th was National Popcorn Day. This outfit is about a 2 hour drive from me. They have free coupons to give away and I’m sure they’ll have more than enough popcorn for years to come. Enjoy.
As far as Snowgrift Snoozie is concerned,JJ nailed it. Problem with KK’s bikini is ot would take two grifters and three mama grizzlies just to fill the cups. I’m sure Snookie could handle the deflated footballs somewhere.
4If old men are still drooling over her body, they must be at least half blind. The woman is so skinny now and not in a healthy way. She is unquestionably anorexic.
As an amusing aside, she’s pretty much quiet in and around Alaska these days. It’s all geared to her “base” outside.
5Please, please, please let Palin and Lindsey Graham be in at least one debate together. They could try to out-cute each other.
6Sarah proves the adage that:
In America, anyone can grow up, form a PAC, then collect a ton of money to run for president, even with no chance of winning.
The winners of elections arrive in office with political capital, Sarah the loser gets political welfare.
7It would be fun watching Palin and Cruz fight over the cameras and mikes if I could stand to look at either one of them.
I know we’ve had some half-assed presidents in this country even before 1980, Harding being a prime example, but was the field of candidates really *this* bad in the before time?
8What Rick said.
9LynnN, can I bid on the barf-bag concession for that event? As long as I don’t have to be there or watch it.
10The 30 year old guys who were a lot younger when the Sock Puppet first took the stage have lost interest in her. The face is not holding up very well at all and she is about as sexy as a peeled grape. So scratch that demographic off the voting list.
11Sadly she won’t run. Running a campaign is hard work. A Sarah and Lindsey run would be a dream ticket, for sure. But really, we’ll never be that lucky. It just ain’t going to happen. Of course, that won’t stop Klondike Barbie from trying g suck up all the air in the teabag room.
12Wonder if she can name the periodicals she reads by now, or is it still “all of them”?
13Run for which border? Russia is right there & Putin used to be KGB.
14Two very wise women designed and provided this professional political organization at this new location. Many thanks to Mrs. B. and Anna for all that they do to keep us informed!
Ultra wise smart move not to provide it with super font bold and screaming graphic emoticons, because with that option would be blowing up Anna’s best efforts with the biggest, “hell no to Palin” ever seen on the internet.
No. No. No. Dear goddess, no. Just no. (ok, that works for me)
Adding onto Rick’s observation, isn’t there some way we can pry her grifter loot from her slimy coffers?
15Sarah Palin: The Paris Hilton of Politics.
16JAKvirginia, close but not quite. Some in the Hilton family actually earned money, albeit not Paris. $arah relies on setting up a circus tent of fraud to scam money from pathetic old white guys; by any other name, known as prostitution.
17Do you think it would help if someone sat Sarah down and explained to her that the presidency is not a beauty contest and that the qualifications for said office require a helluva lot more than looking “hawt” in skanky clothes? Nah, me neither.
Yes, PKM, prostitution it is.
18I’d love to hear Sarah stick her foot down her throat along the campaign trail, but I can’t stand to listen to her strident, whiny voice. She’s like chalk on a blackboard.
19She is so dumb that she does not even know how dumb she is.
20@Rick
21You have inspired me to post-retirement employment. I’m taking your advice, to wit; “form a PAC, then collect a ton of money to run for president, even with no chance of winning.”
Done and Done!
And the bleat goes on. And the bleat goes on.
@Polite Kool Marxist, it’s a form of prostitution, known as a Murphy — taking the money, giving the john nothing in return (except, possibly, a beating by the pimp).
22Hey Micr, have you really started your own PAC? Can we call it MUTINEERS OF AMERICA, UNITE? We can have big pickle jars all over the country at convenience stores. Hurry and git yer picture took.
23LynN … a Graham/Palin debate might sell popcorn, but I wouldn’t be able to understand a single word either of them said. Maybe that’s the point.
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