Scientific Fact: Darlin’, Rick Perry Plus David Gregory Equals Inhumane.

May 04, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So Governor Duh went on Meet David Gregory this morning.  (It is not Meet the Press.  The press ain’t there.  David Gregory is there.  And, hell, he ain’t all there.)

David Gregory must be scraping bedrock if Rick Perry is the best he can do.  Rick Perry never knew much and he forgot most of that.

So anyway, Ole Rick has this to say.

rickperryfingerPerry, whose state has put more prisoners to death than any other since 1976, acknowledged that Lockett’s execution was “botched” but stopped short of calling it “inhumane.”

“I don’t know whether it was inhumane or not, but it was botched,” Perry said on NBC’s “Meet the Press.” “There’s an appropriate way to deal with this and obviously something went terribly wrong.”

Now I want to tell you that Rick Perry is from a  state where we execute innocent people.  But, dammit, we don’t botch it.  We kill them dead right off the bat.  To Rick Perry, it’s humane because we don’t dig them up every five years for a damn booster shot.

I don’t like Rick Perry and always will.

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